Today, "The Phantom of the Opera" soundtrack blasted me awake at 4 am. Not knowing how it got on my iPod, I checked and found I had bought the whole $17.00 album in my sleep. This is the second time this month; the first time I downloaded the soundtrack from "The Wizard of Oz". FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I awoke to a series of almighty explosions in the middle of the night. Turns out I fell asleep with my AirPods in to a “Soothing rain” soundtrack, which had turned to “Storms and thunder” at some point. I pissed the bed. FML
Today, to help with my insomnia, I downloaded some relaxing rain MP3s and set them to loop. For the first time in ages, I fell asleep within minutes. Somewhere around 5, however, the sound of trickling water caused my bladder to empty itself all over my bed. FML
Today, I was at the airport, about to listen to Disney's Camp Rock soundtrack on my iPhone. I pressed play, only to realize that my headphones weren't plugged in all the way. Everone sitting near me heard Joe Jonas' voice coming from my phone. I am 40 years old. FML
Today, out of pure boredom, I decided to listen to the soundtrack from a musical. When I got to the love song, I thought about my anxiety and where I stood with this one guy, and ended up crying to myself. The musical was Jesus Christ Superstar. FML
Today, I decided to take a nap while listening to my iPod, on the lowest volume possible. My girlfriend woke me up by turning the volume all the way up. I still can't hear out of both ears. FML
Today, I set my phone alarm to play a calm piano song so I’d wake up peacefully. Instead, Bluetooth connected to the speaker in my roommate’s room and blasted my alarm at full volume at 6 a.m. for both of us. FML
Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML
Today, at work, I put my earphones in to listen to some music. An hour later, I realised I never pressed play. FML
Today, I downloaded the 'Dark was the Night' compilation made for charity. I have no soul. FML
Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML
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llamafish 25
At least you have good taste.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Count your blessing you didn't subconsciously buy the High School Musical soundtrack. That would sting.
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chocolateisyum 12
Maybe you're just a phantom savvy sleep shopper? Consider your purchase to be an investment for the future. You never know, you might turn out to be the composer of the up and coming sequel to the Phantom Of The Opera, and you will need to gather some inspiration from this soundtrack. It's all possible
Codezlol 21
And op will compose this whilst sleeping. The lethargic mastermind if you will.
SammyS2012 21
The sequel to Phantom of the Opera has already come out. It's called "Love Never Dies" and it was composed by Andrew Lloyd Webber as well. It's an amazing play but it only showed in England and Melbourne, Australia. They're not planning on releasing in into broadway any time soon though :(
RedPillSucks 33
OP will be decomposing.
guiltySnake 16
Interesting.
Malicejane 3
This reminded me of bender from futurama.
apinon246 3
There is an iTunes pack that's $30 but comes with 3 $10 cards, try using those. That way if you try buying another soundtrack you can't purchase it if it's over $10.
chubbybunny963 7
I feel like OP wouldn't really think about using his $10 iTunes cards while sleeping
bahamut357 16
53- I think that's kinda the point. By using the iTunes cards, it would make it harder to waste the money, especially if op only put one card on their account at a time
etchsanity1 11
Have to make sure to remove your card info or it'll still charge your acct the amount over any gift cards
nyxiny 22
Let me guess. Ambien?
ChillinChica 5
How...
traveler_ghost 12
your subconscious is trying to sell you something!!
samasara 20
Put a password on your iPod!
MatteKudasai 17
Maybe you should move your iPod further from where you sleep.
toohcait 8
I don't know why this is an FML. Id love to have those on my ipod! :)
blackvyper 8
We're off to see the wizard... the wonderful wizard of Oz.