Today, "The Phantom of the Opera" soundtrack blasted me awake at 4 am. Not knowing how it got on my iPod, I checked and found I had bought the whole $17.00 album in my sleep. This is the second time this month; the first time I downloaded the soundtrack from "The Wizard of Oz". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I awoke to a series of almighty explosions in the middle of the night. Turns out I fell asleep with my AirPods in to a “Soothing rain” soundtrack, which had turned to “Storms and thunder” at some point. I pissed the bed. FML
Today, to help with my insomnia, I downloaded some relaxing rain MP3s and set them to loop. For the first time in ages, I fell asleep within minutes. Somewhere around 5, however, the sound of trickling water caused my bladder to empty itself all over my bed. FML
Today, I was at the airport, about to listen to Disney's Camp Rock soundtrack on my iPhone. I pressed play, only to realize that my headphones weren't plugged in all the way. Everone sitting near me heard Joe Jonas' voice coming from my phone. I am 40 years old. FML
Today, out of pure boredom, I decided to listen to the soundtrack from a musical. When I got to the love song, I thought about my anxiety and where I stood with this one guy, and ended up crying to myself. The musical was Jesus Christ Superstar. FML
Today, I decided to take a nap while listening to my iPod, on the lowest volume possible. My girlfriend woke me up by turning the volume all the way up. I still can't hear out of both ears. FML
Today, I set my phone alarm to play a calm piano song so I’d wake up peacefully. Instead, Bluetooth connected to the speaker in my roommate’s room and blasted my alarm at full volume at 6 a.m. for both of us. FML
Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML
Today, at work, I put my earphones in to listen to some music. An hour later, I realised I never pressed play. FML
Today, I downloaded the 'Dark was the Night' compilation made for charity. I have no soul. FML
Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML
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llamafish 25
At least you have good taste.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Count your blessing you didn't subconsciously buy the High School Musical soundtrack. That would sting.
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HighlandShadows 48
My thoughts exactly, #109
Kiyda 11
Get rid of your laptop. It is obviously haunted.
RinaRina 9
At least it was TPOTP. And not some bad worthless crap :) i love the soundtrack! Your subcontience have great taste.
cuffed_cutie 4
Hey, I hear that Disney has some great soundtracks.
Zephianaxo 7
Weird coincidence. I fell asleep last night for the first time with my phone in my hand.. and when I woke up I found out I had moved around my apps in my sleep. Including making folders for groups of apps.
ThatsMyPie 20
Next time, you'll get Les Misérables! You have great taste, so I wouldn't worry about it.
natalia18oo 12
I think it $17 well spent! I love that move/soundtrack!!
Ashley91129 6
Umm, hide your iPod before you go to sleep?
Sencilia 14
Nothing wrong with the Wizard of Oz.
CarouselHeart 11
Just admit that you like musicals!