Miscellaneous: Today, the only person who wished me a happy birthday is the...

By Jims - 29/04/2011 14:00 - Singapore

Today, the only person who wished me a happy birthday is the policeman who checked my identity card for being "suspiciously gangster-like". FML

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goldenone 2

Friday 29 April 2011 19:06

you were probably doing 55 in a fifty foe.

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jtsmanj 0

Friday 29 April 2011 21:29

that's gangster

_yarrrr 0

Friday 29 April 2011 21:40

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a gangster with your pants on the ground

jsmn2010 0

Friday 29 April 2011 21:55

aww :(

penguinflys1st 0

Friday 29 April 2011 22:05

so I guess ur a g?:D

crisco5105 1

Friday 29 April 2011 22:11

YDI for dressing like trash...

Futacy 29

Friday 29 April 2011 22:12

OP, At least we have something in common, both of our birthdays every year always suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy birthday!

resshead 0

Friday 29 April 2011 22:14

Good job, bro. XD

NoellleBuddy 0

Friday 29 April 2011 22:39

ive seen this FML before.. juss sayin

Emmy_The_Great 2

Friday 29 April 2011 22:43

Umm, don't judge, but what is "smh"?

koolaidman247 3

Friday 29 April 2011 22:46

dude who ******* cares if he's gangster like I'm pretty sure most of you are fagg like

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