Today, the only person to wish me a "Happy birthday" was the cop who'd pulled me over, as he handed me my ticket. FML
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Today, I celebrated my 18th birthday. Alone. My only birthday wish came from the police officer who gave me a ticket. FML
Today, the only person who wished me a happy birthday is the policeman who checked my identity card for being "suspiciously gangster-like". FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, my life is so messed up that when I got pulled over, the officer asked about my life and not only did I not receive a ticket, he made me write down his personal number, patrol number and to call if I ever needed a favor or to talk, telling me that I had a friend in him. FML
Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML
Today, at an MA meeting, I ran into the cop who'd pulled me over and given me a ticket for marijuana possession. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
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Nimmrodel 11
He was doing his job and being nice at the same time. :)
ElGranOrgo 0
happy birthday...
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Nimmrodel 11
He was doing his job and being nice at the same time. :)
jannylam 0
yeah true lol.
LunaNstars 0
cops are people too :)
dirtyblond 4
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! :D
eyez_lay_low1921 0
itz alright OP, itz my birthday as well and my parents seem to have forgotten. -_- HAPPY BIRTHDAY OP.!
mfmylifesrsly 30
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to OP and 45!!
dirtyblond 4
HAAPPYY BIIRTHDAAY 45! :P
staceysgenesis16 0
Happy B-Day 45 and OP !! :D *throws confetti in the air* haha .. sorry thats the best i could do lmao
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Aww. HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 U AND OP.
funnyFMLSplz 0
cha cha cha.
mimosa79 8
And at least she (op) didn't get arrested! take a note from Monty Python and "Look on the bright side of life!"
ElGranOrgo 0
happy birthday...
DropDead77 11
that's the spirit :)
lifeisabitch2 0
so u have no friends. YDI
thorscope 0
it's 9 in the morinning were I live his friends probably arnt up yet
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Yeah I know. It's like "my friends didn't get up at 12 in the morning to wish me a happy birthday, FML" -.-
EvanM2894 1
31, 41, 48, It's already a different day. This was posted 49 minutes before the whole birthday ended. OP: Happy birthday.
RinnieRiot 9
Peopl can forget. We're human.
ImaWiseGuy 5
pretty big coincidence that everybody he knows for got......
A7X_LoVeee 10
Maybe some of her friends but not her parents..
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Maybe, it's too early. I live in Cali too, it's only 8:11 as of this comment and this post has been up for at least a couple of hours judging by the number of YDI and FYL votes there. So quit complaining OP, you'll get your Happy Birthday.
example947 0
two a7x's in one convenient location!
dolphincheddar 10
I'm a person. but I'm not human. I'm a sex machine. but i still forget birthdays.. and anniversaries.. and condoms.. it happens
k3500 0
haha I like this
Doortje 30
And that's probably your only birthday present, too. Well eh, happy birthday.
Miss_Michaela 10
Well, at least you got one. I mean, he could've not said Happy Birthday at all. ;)
afdude87 6
lol happy birthday. sorry about the ticket though :)
Emster689 0
happyy birthhdaayy...
redbluegreen 41
Were you wearing your birthday suit?
abceasyas123abc 12
Haha
NeatNit 33
That would have sucked if it was your birthday! ;D
tammy0312 6
hahaha! my husbands uncle is a detective so now he has a really handy gold card. When we get pulled over and the cops check our plates all they say is "Have a nice day!" hehehe
tammy0312 6
oh yeah and happy birthday, even though they're overrated.
jess2gd4u 0
that's why ur countries justice system is a wrought.