liltravol23
United States
Today, the only cute girl in my office made fun of me because I'm 27 and bring fruit cups with my lunch. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Arlington, United States
Today, a coworker filed a complaint against me, all because I ate a banana at lunch, which he claimed is "threateningly sexual", whatever the hell that means. FML
bert
San Diego, United States
Overbearing
Today, I ate fruit for a snack before I left to visit my mom. When I arrived, she accused me of vaping because I smelled like fruit. I'm also 27. FML
Sfg_926
Newberg, United States
Boundaries
Today, I told one of my coworkers that she looked really cute today. Later she sent an email to me and cc'd the entire office saying, "It really makes me feel uncomfortable when you say things like that to me. And I shouldn't have to feel that way at work." FML
Anonymous
United States
Don't judge a book by its reader
Today, I made the mistake of uttering the phrase "I’m not like other girls" at work when discussing how I prefer staying in and reading over going out to a bar. Now none of the other girls in the office will talk to me and are calling me a "pick-me." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while I was in the break room at work, one of my coworkers walked in on me playing with my animal crackers, complete with animal noises. Now, the entire department won't stop teasing me and calling me Tarzan. FML
fmyboss
People never learn
Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boss ate a small piece of paper off her desk, thinking it was frosting. I have to work for this woman. FML
Anonymous
United States
Suspected
Today, I was been accused of stealing lunches from the fridge at work. I’m a huge germaphobe and would NEVER eat someone else’s food, but because I’m the fattest one in the office, everyone automatically blamed me. Hashtag fatgirlproblems. FML
Anonymous
Anaheim, United States
Rumor mill
Today, my brother-in-law was nice enough to bring me lunch at work. The people I work with are so catty and immature that the rumors started flying almost immediately. Grow up already. FML
Crushgonewrong
Compton, United States
Nice line
Today, I told the cute girl in my office that she looked like she listened to country music, as an icebreaker. She blankly stared at me for what felt like forever, and responded with, "That's the worst thing you could say to a person," and walked away. She hasn't talked to me since. FML
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HanisMan01 0
Words cant describe how delicous a fruit cup is.Period
maiden_girl 5
You know... she could've been flirting with you...
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gofriars 0
Seriously, she was probably trying to flirt and you need a sense of humor. Also, fresh fruit is a lot better for you and more "adult" than fruit cups. Try bringing in a fresh orange or tangerine and asking her if she would like a wedge. It'll probably start a good conversation where you can try and advance the relationship.
ComputerAnalysis 0
And her opinion is important why?
MukyDaCookie 0
#9 and #19 You guys called it right. I have to agree with you guys on it.
The0wn4g3 0
Dude she wants you. And fruit cups are heavenly.
ELAINEsaysWOOF 0
I would bang someone who has fruit cups ;)
TheUnnamedOne 0
Hahah what #26 said
yanarach 0
...she's cute! That would be me too. I tease. That totally could mean she's into you.
mbvyay 0
but bringing fruit cups is adorable! i'd date a guy who brought fruit cups!
cinnamania 3
But they're good D:
24788 7
Fruit cups are amazing. She's just jealous.