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By liltravol23 - 15/01/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, the only cute girl in my office made fun of me because I'm 27 and bring fruit cups with my lunch. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2014 21:31 - United States - Arlington

Today, a coworker filed a complaint against me, all because I ate a banana at lunch, which he claimed is "threateningly sexual", whatever the hell that means. FML

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By Sfg_926 - 26/06/2016 05:02 - United States - Newberg

Today, I told one of my coworkers that she looked really cute today. Later she sent an email to me and cc'd the entire office saying, "It really makes me feel uncomfortable when you say things like that to me. And I shouldn't have to feel that way at work." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2012 20:55 - United States

Today, while I was in the break room at work, one of my coworkers walked in on me playing with my animal crackers, complete with animal noises. Now, the entire department won't stop teasing me and calling me Tarzan. FML

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People never learn

By fmyboss - 13/10/2019 07:00

Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2011 04:38

Today, my boss ate a small piece of paper off her desk, thinking it was frosting. I have to work for this woman. FML

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Apple juice, ************

By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 17:01 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, at daycare, a little girl cussed me out because I didn't have any apple juice left. When I called her parents, they sided with her and cussed me out too. My boss refused to sympathize, and reprimanded me for not making sure we still had apple juice. FML

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By Crushgonewrong - 22/06/2016 21:42 - United States - Compton

Today, I told the cute girl in my office that she looked like she listened to country music, as an icebreaker. She blankly stared at me for what felt like forever, and responded with, "That's the worst thing you could say to a person," and walked away. She hasn't talked to me since. FML

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By retailshell - 28/01/2015 15:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was ringing up a woman at work. I saw she'd bought a birthday cake, so I smiled and said I hoped whoever it was for has a happy birthday. She looked at me in disgust, told me to mind my own business, then called me a "chucklefuck bitch." Okay then. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 14:36 - United States

Today, a girl I work with was talking to me in an Eeyore voice. I'm not sure if it's because she's sad and pathetic, or if she thinks I'm sad and pathetic. FML

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That makes sense

By HistoryHasEyes - 04/09/2020 23:01

Today, I was working in the produce department at my work. A lady came in to return some mangos. I asked her what the problem with the mangoes was. She said she didn't like the way they were talking to her. FML

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HanisMan01 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 17:04

Words cant describe how delicous a fruit cup is.Period

maiden_girl 5

Sunday 15 February 2009 13:50

You know... she could've been flirting with you...

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gofriars 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 14:26

Seriously, she was probably trying to flirt and you need a sense of humor. Also, fresh fruit is a lot better for you and more "adult" than fruit cups. Try bringing in a fresh orange or tangerine and asking her if she would like a wedge. It'll probably start a good conversation where you can try and advance the relationship.

ComputerAnalysis 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 17:10

And her opinion is important why?

MukyDaCookie 0

Monday 6 April 2009 19:16

#9 and #19 You guys called it right. I have to agree with you guys on it.

The0wn4g3 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 18:28

Dude she wants you. And fruit cups are heavenly.

ELAINEsaysWOOF 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 0:23

I would bang someone who has fruit cups ;)

TheUnnamedOne 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 18:39

Hahah what #26 said

yanarach 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 21:59

...she's cute! That would be me too. I tease. That totally could mean she's into you.

mbvyay 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:16

but bringing fruit cups is adorable! i'd date a guy who brought fruit cups!

cinnamania 3

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:50

But they're good D:

24788 6

Friday 1 May 2009 9:11

Fruit cups are amazing. She's just jealous.

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