Today, the mentally-challenged teen who sometimes comes into my restaurant gave me a hug as usual. I thought it was sweet, until a coworker let me know he immediately goes and jacks off in the bathroom after. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to escort some dumbass teenager from Home Depot after I found him masturbating in one of the model washrooms. FML
Today, I was working at a restaurant when my manager approached me and informed me that there was people having sex in the women's washroom, and he needed me to go in and ask them to cut it out. So I did. Five minutes later, a woman walks out with her disabled son and asks to talk to my manager. FML
Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML
Today, at work, a customer was staring at me for a long time. Hoping to break the awkwardness, I asked him what brought him to the store today. He complimented me on my friendly demeanor, then followed up with, "Since you're so friendly, how about coming in the bathroom with me and giving me a hand?" FML
Today, I had to feed an elderly man in the care home in which I work while he was whacking off. Our work policy states that I have to pretend not to notice. FML
Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML
Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML
Today, I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger and whispering sweet promises to it. FML
Today, I dropped in on my wife at her part time waitressing job. As I was leaving, I gave her tushie a playful squeeze. I was then tackled by some acne-ridden teenage blockhead trying to impress the hot waitress by beating up the guy groping her. FML
Today, I walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room of our restaurant. I pretended I didn't see him and quickly closed the door. About five minutes later, he came out, cupped my face in his hands and told me I was getting promoted. I'm happy, but scarred for life. FML
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Top comments
Weasely 11
Just because someones mentally challenged doesn't mean this type of behavior should be allowed. I can't believe the amount of comments that think this is fine. What if he decides to do something more disgusting or extreme?
hipposteve 21
That's disgusting
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Comments (84)
Steephx0 23
Does he have a guardian you can speak with? Jacking off in a restaurant (or any public place) is totally unacceptable
Brindilles 14
Agreed- as someone who has a family member that is mentally challenged, this is something that should be brought to the attention of their parent so that they can correspond with the kids educators or behavioral aides and work to curb those habits.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Don't let him get away with it, mental retardation is not an excuse for that kind of behavior.
Nickimariek 20
Well if your coworker isn't just messing with you... at least the guy is doing it in the bathroom. Lol ? still gross
Mortoli 30
i was just thinking this. what if coworker was just messing with op. before believin this coworker, should ask for evidence or try to find out on own for example next few times he hugs you if he immediately goes to bathroom after go ahead and mention to parents, but if not certain, ask another male coworker for help. shouldnt believe everything that is said to you without proof. just sayin their is no excuse for it. but without bein certain, no reason to judge too soon. gl op... oh and for proof all you need is an audio file no reason to shun me thinkin im thinkin of a pic lol.
SpicyEnchilada 11
Makes you a lot more special.
kenyrabit 25
Haha! Zing. I understand that in reality it would be important to maintain political correctness.. But, the situation is funny!- And its on FML. No one else reads these for a laugh?
vcapelo 19
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
If mental-Challenge isn't and excuse what is? He could be in the same level as a child. Maybe it can be considered gross but a handicap of course is an excuse. If the person in the toilet is disturbing towards other people there's a problem but if he's doing it in private, then there is little you can really do about it. A toilet is never a public area.
Dale_shackleford 13
So because someone could be behind or lack social skills it's an excuse to jerk off in public? We don't know how severe his handicap is. By going into the bathroom he demonstrates that on some level he knows it's bad behavior, which means if he got called out he would probably stop. That, or whenever the person comes in OP can make sure not to be around the guy.
Xamry14 10
It. Is. Not. Public. Masturbation. If it's done and a place that could be even roughly considered private then it just isn't. A bathroom stall is considered private. It's not right but everyone yelling public masturbation need to learn the difference.
DoomedGemini 38
They should be taught acceptable behaviors. Their disability makes it more understandable when they do something unacceptable, but it doesn't excuse it.
thenetflox 4
It's in a public bathroom therefore PUBLIC MASTURBATION, plus it is disgusting because I'd feel better peeing knowing that some woman didn't just previously ********** all over the seat
Archangel12 9
Kinda sounds like you're defending public masturbation. Just saying
GuyOnBridge 14
it is called a public bathroom.
sunflower_seal 17
Mentally challenged means he doesn't know better. Find his guardian and keep him out unless he buys food. Just cause their mind less developed doesn't mean they aren't pumped full of hormones . I would also give the mentally challenged kid a high five, not a hug, mostly if you have boobs so he doesn't get too excited
MikaykayUnicorn 36
I misread your comment, please bury me because I'm a ******* idiot.
emirenee 6
He very well could know better, which is why he's doing it in the bathroom stall (so no one can see). Many have the mind of a child and just like children they need to be reprimanded for their actions or they will never grow. I understand that there's only so much he can grow mentally due but if he can't learn he shouldn't be allowed back.
ishah 9
It means he doesn't know better so we don't blame him for it but it doesn't mean we never require him to learn anything. Contacting his guardian is the right response. Giving only a high-five in future is also good advice. His behavior is not acceptable and these are good steps to take about it.
Thexba 12
I don't think a high-five is the best thing to do after knowing what the kid does in the bathroom.
yayitscolin 5
at least you get hugged before and not after...
mickey_patches 1
this is definitely a problem. there was a person like this that went to high school with me. his parents abused drugs during pregnancy and he had mental issues. he used to ********** in class and it became a big issue since he wouldn't stop. fast forward 5 years, he is in a mental hospital after breaking in to a house and sexually assaulting a minor because he quit taking his medication
Xamry14 10
There is a huge difference between public masturbation and doing it in a public private area. The fact he is going to a private place is a good sign he understands that it's something to do when alone but he also needs to be taught that it's still unacceptable.
RageWolf16 31
Someone with experience around disabled kids should let him know that behavior isn't appropriate, it's quite possible he just doesn't know any better
Eleora 19
You sure your co-worker isn't being a dick? Still... even if it is true, someone needs to explain to him that that isn't right. And if it bothers you that much, just tell him and his guardian that they aren't allowed anymore.