By linzl00 - 06/12/2013 12:21 - United States - Springfield

Today, the "man cold" has infected my brother. He honestly thinks he's dying. He only has the sniffles. FML
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rhcpgurl 18

Guys are usually like that. If men had periods, they'd check into the hospital for a week per month and drugged up on morphine.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Metallica - Creeping Death.

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naarz 9

Aaaaw poor guy, get well soon, and OP you should consider talking to him, before he totally loses it.

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Misaki18 17

Is this like the infamous man bun, "mun" or man scarf, "marf?" Because this man cold, "mold" could potentially kill him.

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jazzy_123 20

don't forget man purse, "murse".

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Tomcuro 11

It's the second most deadly disease known to man, after "Man Influenza"

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flashback.miss 28

Dress up as the Grim Reaper.

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Enslaved 36

But BOC specifically tells us "Don't Fear the Reaper".

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mattjamt 16

Well, its when a man, gets a cold....

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FlyingPie 17

And how is it different from when a woman gets a cold? Does "man cold" really need to be its own distinct thing?

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piggle 9

Yes because men act like they're dying and need to be babied when they have a cold. Not all do but I know plenty of men who act like this

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onlychildFTW 33

I don't know any that do actually act like that. You must know a lot of babies.

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Kiki242 19

Thank you, Piggle. I was confused as to how a man getting a cold is any different than a woman getting one.

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edanielleh 21

@4 I was going to ask the same thing. i never go around saying i have a women cold. Men... you can't expect to be respected as tough if you act like a baby. Of course, the same goes for women who insisted to be respected but then want a guy to totally take care of them...

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Levvy 22

So is there a difference between a man with a cold and a man with a "man cold"?

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FlyingPie 17

None of my (male) friends act like that when they get a cold.

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golden_warrior 23

Even the biggest of men cry for their mommies when they get sick

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thisguy22 33

Everyone likes to be doted on, now and again. There is not anything wrong with that...

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HisHarleyQuinn 14

There is when those same men expect their wives/girlfriends to put in a full 9 hour shift and cook and clean, while sick.

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murdersquirrel 15

I was once expected to paint the kitchen ceiling with a head pounding, mucous filled cold. and I did it cause it was actually easier than making my now ex understand what a prick he is.

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iknowiwantyou 13

33 you actually did it?! I don't know what to say except it was pretty dumb on your part. A simple "I'm sick and I can't" should've sufficed.

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Rosebudx 32

Ugh, I hate those colds. You don't look so sick from the outside, but you can't breathe and your whole face feels swollen and your entire body aches and each breath feels like you're breathing in pure liquid...I hope he feels better soon.

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evan_7899 28

According to your profile your a woman.. how could you be experiencing a man cold if your a female... transgenderism may be the case here.

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nopasanada 3

I dont care ir you're a guy or woman but I feel everything u wrote down...I feel like shit

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Rosebudx 32

Most "man colds" that I hear about are of the more severe variety rather than the sniffles. The only difference is in how each gender stereotypically deals with said cold. I may not be a man, but I do get bad colds and loathe them.

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rhcpgurl 18

Guys are usually like that. If men had periods, they'd check into the hospital for a week per month and drugged up on morphine.

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ninjuh_wingman 29

If men had periods, they'd be in drug induced comas from all the drugs they'd be taking to stop it.

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cyttex 13

I'd argue with you 10 but if that happened to me I'd scream and run repeatedly into a wall till I knocked myself out.

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Enslaved 36

So maybe our painfully monthly periods explains why some women have a higher tolerance for misery than some guys do? When others are sick I have empathy because I know it sucks to feel ill. I'd cater to it only if the favour of being looked after during my turn of not feeling well was returned. (:

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cryssycakesx3 22

if I had periods I'd want to mainline morphine too.

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TheDrifter 23

Mainlining morphine is fun all the time, why wait until you're in agony?

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Fuaaad1994 31

Man flu is viscous, surprised you both are alive

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miyaviichan 27

What's the viscosity? Ahaha

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evan_7899 28

Maybe all of the thick mucus said brother is producing is very viscous ;)

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