By lonely - 12/04/2010 00:27 - United States

Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses were at my door. Normally I don't give them the time of day, but I was so lonely for company, I let them in. FML
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spidergirl41 0

aww. go to chat roulette. make friends, meet penises. :D

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spidergirl41 0

hmm. idk, I say, maybe make a few friends, get laid, quit jacking off to night elves dancing on world of Warcraft, and hmm yeah that ought to work

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Emilyroxx 3

JW suck. 181 that made me laugh!!!

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yungstunna1 0

persecution is our middle name. what's that Jesus said to his followers? ...oh yea, if they persecuted me, they will persecute you also. Jesus did the same thing with his apostles-knocking on doors sharing news about his father, Jehovah

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countrygal926 0

it's actually part of the religion to go door to door to attempt to convert people. it isn't very safe when parents send their children out to do it but they don't have a choice.

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JokermanUno 0

this is a fml if I've ever heard one. all u ppl who dont think so, think about it. how miserably horrid, boring and lonely must u be to let THOSE ppl in ur home just to have company? **** MY LIFE.

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CourtneyDanielle_fml 9

My friend let them in my house one when she was here because she thought they were good looking... Now they keep coming back. :

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XxRedShAdoWxX 0

for #103 let's c how funny it is wen justice day comes n ur scared of being destroyed....wow is that the only thing u can do, put ur dogs in front of u 2 protectc u??? looks like u can't do anything on ur own....

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XxRedShAdoWxX 0

lol well it's true no?

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sugarbabyxoxo 2

what the hell are you talking about lol. WTF is justice day. stfu lol. you all seem to think I like sick my dogs on them. but I simply open my front door. and my dogs are just chillin. MORON. and i'm pretty sure the shit I'm into, and deal with on a day to day basis is enough justice for me. and y'all can suck it like I said snitched get stiches. rockin my support red black sweater. so fuckkkk you. you probably don't even understand what I'm talking about pshhhh you are all a waste of time to argue with. and it's wasting my phone battery. grow a pair bet most of you couldn't even say it to my face. but well never know. because **** America I'm not going there. pretty much where most of these people like. I stricktly go to Cuba for business, and Egypt once for vacation it was beautiful!! fuckkkk yeah. so I'm not going to argue. I'd rather live my life carefree and spiritual as I am I believe in the universe, after life, reincarnation, and that there could be a god. the only one I've ever been faithfull to would be Buddha. because of god os so great and so good he wouldn't banish people to hell for there sins. you wouldn't have to beg him for forgivness. my PERSONAL opinion was god and heaven was created to make people feel better about dying. and who wrote the bible. how would whoever wrote it even know if there was a god?!?! and WTF is the new testimate you can't rewrite supposed history. like holy shit. don't bash my beliefes come to my door tell me it's wrong when I say sorry I'm agnostic and than expect me to not be a hostile bitch.

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hotcat 0

http://www.ashleythewhore.info?id=5296

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xCaseyx 0

eh >.> thwy were at my door a couple days ago. My doggie chased them out of the yard. Hes a small begal. MLIA. xP

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brandonwong 18

maybe they ran because they didn't want to kick the crap out of you little dog to prevent it from biting.

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