Today, the guy I've been dating for 3 years got engaged to a woman I can't stand. I work as a waiter at a catering company, they hired the company and requested me as a server for their engagement party. FML
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Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, I was invited to a party to celebrate my ex-fiancée's recent engagement. The party is at work, because my ex is also my boss. Her new fiancée is some guy she met while on a "business trip" that happened while we were still engaged. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today, I was invited to an engagement. My crush is getting engaged next month to a man she told me she hated. FML
Today, I was working my shift at the restaurant as a waiter when the girl I've been in love with for 4 years came in with her boyfriend. He asked me to hide the ring in their dessert. FML
Today, an ex-boyfriend of mine came to the jewelry store I work at to pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend. The same guy who just a few months earlier ended our 8-year relationship because I wanted marriage and he didn't. FML
Today, I got engaged to my boyfriend of three years. I made the announcement on my status on facebook so people would congratulate me. The only response I got about my engagement was from a girl I knew saying; "Umm, he didn't tell you he was cheating on you for three years with me?" FML
Today, my fiancé — a top chef — called me at work to make sure I would be home on time for the extra special dinner he'd prepared for me. The occasion, as I later discovered, was the end of our engagement. FML
Today, it was my engagement party. All was going fabulously, until my fiancé's dad decided to give us a toast, and completely forgot my name in front of all my family and friends. I've been with his son for 7 years. FML
Today, I called off my engagement, after finding out my fiancé is cheating on me. I recently started a new job, and in anticipation of getting married, I asked that my username include his surname. They can't be changed, so now I get to log in every day under that sorry bastard's surname. FML
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tokyohenjin 5
You sure you were dating him?
fodyshark 0
why would u be dumb enough to date a guy dating someone else. pretty stupid smh.
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Comments (215)
rellik220 4
Poison her food!! Make it look like the chef did it!! The bitch deserves it though for stealing him away from you... so good luck with that!
YDIyouidiot 0
YDI for joining two independent clauses with a comma.
Filipina_Babe 0
so your biggest concern is that they hired you to cater... not the fact that the guy you've been dating for 3 years is proposing to someone else??
bcamgirl 0
spit and run
MitcheII 0
spill Somers Wine over her
abcde79 0
Real easy, say you've got a stomach bug and things are coming out badly. ANYONE who has a sickness bug should not work with food or drink because of the health and safety risk of contamination. Then send them a nice big engagement card saying how you're so sorry you had to miss his party because you would have LOVED to have seen him. Make no mention of her. Guaranteed she won't want you anywhere near her wedding plans ever again!!!
pyrestriker 6
Now is the time for revenge! You can get rid of him, and make it look like an "accident"! "Oh, we just found out that the icing on the cake had too much bromine for the yellow coloring... Everybody stop eating the cake!"
leg1tshtick 4
Whoa whoa whoa , OP says the guy she's been dating for 3 years got engaged -- to another woman? Isn't that an fml all on it's own ????
MichaelJackson10 0
; LMFAO ! Now Thats Funny < / 3
yinzhen 0
well,he did that on purpose! you broke up before their engagement or he engaged all the while dating you? He's an ASSHOLE! Just begin a new life then,what an ass