Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a co-worker. I got her the job. FML
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rissygrl08
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Crash the wedding. Do it.
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qazaq
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Why do you care what your ex does?
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rissygrl08
| 6
Crash the wedding. Do it.
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instnt1nfction
| 17
With a car
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jordann_27
| 11
Or a huge truck. :D
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Let_Haterz_Hate
| 0
Or a steam roller!!
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MineIsBigger
| 5
or fly an airplane at them
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kdahrouj
| 6
With a spaceship
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ryry013
| 6
Ieiw
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ryry013
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Oops, accident. Ignore that. I'm new and don't know how to delete stuff, how sad.
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nabila21
| 0
FU*K YEAH!!!! It doesnt really matter what he uses, WHO CARES!!!
as long as it is totally awesome
as long as it is totally awesome
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_Oblivion_
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I would hire bin ladin's cousin to crash it, I hear he does a good job.
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Awsumuzzie
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64, you called?
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dedrater_kool_u
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tacos
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capper44
| 18
Dial 003 - hello wedding crashers, how may i help you lol :p
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TOXICxANARCHIST
| 0
That sucks. But i don't really see how you getting her the job matters...
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EatnBeef
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Well OP i guess you're officially a matchmaker.
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PaulB123
| 11
He got her the job that ended up setting up OP's ex and coworker.
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EduJav321
| 24
I guess he got her the job when the were still together, and maybe she broke up with him because she met the other person
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TOXICxANARCHIST
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I see
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downtime
| 12
44, Thats just an assumption. You can't just assume shes a cheating bitch because this person is complaining about her getting married.
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McMike10
| 1
Well because he essentially introduced them..
Sucks OP, sorry
Sucks OP, sorry
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So2011
| 4
Tell the co-worker something bad about your ex-girlfriend and the co-worker will cancel the wedding.
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TraeThaTruth07
| 7
Nah that's a low blow. If she got engaged then you must have been broken up for some time before they got serious and decided to tie the knot. Wish her well and move on. You'll find the right one...
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Pentium_4
| 26
i've seen plenty of break ups after engagements. some people get into the moment a little too much and get engaged after a few months
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btown1616
| 0
Why does it suck? If theyre not meant to be oh well... At least you made someone else happy
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qazaq
| 1
Why do you care what your ex does?
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abbyhoneywaffles
| 11
Maybe he still loves her..
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desireev
| 17
Maybe he loved her very much and she cheated on him with the coworker. Then, maybe, she broke it off with OP to be with the coworker.
I would care about what my ex did if that was what happened.
But who knows?
I would care about what my ex did if that was what happened.
But who knows?
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abbyhoneywaffles
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39- Have you never experienced a break up? Sometimes it's a little harder than 'just moving on.'
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Laurenlou
| 24
73: I wish you would be a little more positive sounding. Like "Don't worry OP, you'll find the right girl." Instead of being heartless and saying "Just move on."
I'm sure OP is a little more sensitive than you're letting off to be because he is upset about it. (ergo, the FML)
I'm sure OP is a little more sensitive than you're letting off to be because he is upset about it. (ergo, the FML)
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killabb23
| 0
Right thats what i think
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Redoxx_fml
| 22
In the words of Donald Trump: "You're Fired!"
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FMLephant
| 2
Call yourself Hitch.
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BrotherTheo
| 31
Hang in there, Dude. Hopefully one day you'll be able to look back on this and be happy you helped get them together.
Or cackle madly as they go through their horrid divorce....
Win Win either way :)
Or cackle madly as they go through their horrid divorce....
Win Win either way :)
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DrJesse
| 10
If all else fails,there's always the double homicide option.
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OneNightStan
| 2
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Wise words from a wise man.
Wise words from a wise man.
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happyspencer
| 4
She was going to meet someone one time or another.. It's not like if you didn't give her the job she would stay single forever
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acegersh
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Who is the "her"?
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SugarCrazy
| 14
His girlfriend...
I'll make room in the corner for you.
I'll make room in the corner for you.
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Namerkp2
| 8
*prepares boulders for throwing
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silentbutfunny
| 0
*pops popcorn to watch from a distance*
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perdix
| 29
You got her a job, she gives you co-worker a job.
That's the way it works.
That's the way it works.
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taera
| 8
...and then the coworker gives OP a job! ;)
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adamx88
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It could be a three way triangle if you play your cards right
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perdix
| 29
I like the way you two are thinking. With unemployment still quite high, people need to make an extra effort to give jobs to those who need them.