Today, the girl I've secretly loved for years finally noticed me. That is, after I ran over her foot with my truck. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML
Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML
Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML
Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML
Today, I noticed there was a red truck following me. I walked as fast as I could. I then ran. It followed. I slipped on some ice and fell. I was unable to get up. It stopped beside me and the driver got out. I then said hello to my husband's new car. FML
Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML
Today, my crush finally let me drive his truck for the first time in a empty parking lot, after he told me he liked me. It was so dark that I ended up driving into and pole and totaled his car. Now he hates me. FML
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Top comments
MissMae93 23
You should probably watch where you're going next time. On the bright side, at least she noticed you?
MisterMichael 9
Great way to "break" the ice
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Comments (107)
RentaName 15
How did you manage to run over her foot?
OceanBlueSea 12
Great start
stephhrunsaway 21
How can you be in love with someone who doesn't even know who you are?
Krissylynnfoo 1
Ouch. At least she noticed you right?
loserboii 11
"And that kids is how I met your mother."
loveistwisted 10
That was your chance!!! Could have got out, picked her up, and taken her to the hospital and apologize.
day624 14
The start of a beautiful relationship
Jenny555_fml 8
You scored after all somehow
CustardAndPie 13
Is her name Bella Swan, by any chance? TEAM TYLER'S VAN 5EVA
Mahtari 19
gj op. Unleash phase 2 of your glorious plan.