Today, the girl I've secretly loved for years finally noticed me. That is, after I ran over her foot with my truck. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML
Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML
Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML
Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML
Today, I noticed there was a red truck following me. I walked as fast as I could. I then ran. It followed. I slipped on some ice and fell. I was unable to get up. It stopped beside me and the driver got out. I then said hello to my husband's new car. FML
Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML
Today, my crush finally let me drive his truck for the first time in a empty parking lot, after he told me he liked me. It was so dark that I ended up driving into and pole and totaled his car. Now he hates me. FML
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Top comments
MissMae93 23
You should probably watch where you're going next time. On the bright side, at least she noticed you?
MisterMichael 9
Great way to "break" the ice
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Comments (107)
cliffibom 15
You're doing it wrong
MonsterCommenter 4
Well, she noticed you. It just wasnt the "good" attrntion that you wanted.
ant1078 7
The greatest love stories start out random as fk...atleast this gives u a chance to show how sorry u are n what a nice guy u can be! Good luck OP!
ant1078 7
Thankyou :)!
TrollingStalker 16
Nice one, smart stuff.
alcoholmage 14
Smooth. Next, to seal the deal, you should visit her in the hospital and trip onto her as she's lying down. She won't forget you then!
nelds 12
She's never noticed the op, so I'm guessing they never really talked much then. That makes me wonder how op actually loves this girl if they haven't communicated much.
gracehi 33
One can love from afar, even at first sight, according to our modern understanding of the neurology of romantic love. Did you know that romantic love is neurologically classified as a drive and not an emotion? That means that the neurochemical patterns of romantic love are more like hunger and thirst and the need to breathe than happiness or anger. That's why people have the potential to act very irrationally when in love. I hope you enjoyed today's fun fact! :)
RedPillSucks 33
infatuation can sometimes lead to love
xNephilim 19
48- Sorry! I accidentally clicked on thumbs down instead of thumbs up. :(
Wheredidgrungego 12
If that ain't love, then I don't know what love is.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Nothing says love like running over the foot of the one you love......with a truck!
icecoldwaterr 1
she'd definitely remember you
eternal7 6
Love hurts
greenie213 23
It's fate!