Today, the girl I've secretly loved for years finally noticed me. That is, after I ran over her foot with my truck. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML
Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML
Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML
Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML
Today, I noticed there was a red truck following me. I walked as fast as I could. I then ran. It followed. I slipped on some ice and fell. I was unable to get up. It stopped beside me and the driver got out. I then said hello to my husband's new car. FML
Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML
Today, my crush finally let me drive his truck for the first time in a empty parking lot, after he told me he liked me. It was so dark that I ended up driving into and pole and totaled his car. Now he hates me. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
MissMae93 23
You should probably watch where you're going next time. On the bright side, at least she noticed you?
MisterMichael 9
Great way to "break" the ice
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (107)
ZeroZoom 6
OMG! I voted this one in!
prettyinpink03 11
Tough break. :-/
Meme1988 18
Poor girl :( that must realllllllly hurt
nanpooo 6
Anyone else think this could have easily be a second part of misery?
DukeLeto 14
Lovestruck? Or love's truck?
gracehi 33
Well you sure got her attention! Are you the guy who was asked, "Is this an episode of Disaster Date?"
AClassActx3 7
Perfect way to start dating. Take her to the hospital. . Isn't awkwardness how all tv romances start?
swaggasourus 3
I'll bang you and you'll cry because I have such a tiny penis, you'll be laughing so hard.
gracehi 33
^WTF?
cshell424 10
HER VERSION: Today, the guy who has been creepily stalking me for years and who I have consciously been making an effort to ignore that whole time ran my foot over with his freaking truck. FML
chtychtybngbng 11
The girl you've had a crush on for years,. yeah, sure. I don't understand how you can love someone (in a romantic way) that you're not with.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Well that's a nice ice breaker ;-)
gracehi 33
More like foot breaker!