Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML
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Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML
Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Today, I was at work at a kiosk in the mall when I smelled something foul. I thought it was the weird dude who'd just walked by so I just carried on with my work. Minutes later, I looked to my right and there, lying on the floor a few feet from me, was a huge turd wrapped in toilet paper. FML
Today, I spent the first two hours of my shift cleaning up liquid poo after an elderly lady sat in one of our chairs and promptly let go of her bowels. I was so embarrassed for her that I even bought her a towel, underwear, and a pair of pants. She then thanked one of my coworkers for all the help. FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML
Today I had a customer come into my office smelling like feces, urine and body odor. I tried not to get sick to my stomach but failed miserably. I threw up in my trash can in front of him. It now smells like feces, urine, body odor and vomit in here. FML
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tech_guy 0
holy shit!
potentpotable 0
Who would be cruel enough to vote YDI? Your life is definitely ******.
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smm_fml 3
#48, its illegal to record film, but in certain cities (New York) it is perfectly legal to have someone sitting on the other side of a one way mirror watching the people in the dressing rooms, and i think even to film them as long as you don't record footage just monitor it (and then get security to go find the item the person stole on the person...)
nicoco_fml 0
i cant stop laughing at this.
naiveprophet 15
I once had a little kid poop in a urinal (luckily I didn't have to clean it) but that's slightly more understandable. He was a kid. A middle aged lady? Did she think it was funny or was she crazy? That seriously sucks though...
Aviva1313 0
#32 that is such a lie no place would ever embarass a customer like that they would get fired
Ordinary_Zena 0
This happened to me!! I just called the cleaning guy and had him come clean it, I definitely didn't get paid enough to do that!!
onions 0
is this a fad cause my sister said there was poop left (possibly smeared) in the dressing rooms of the store she works at too.
rosiegrewup 0
#56 Stan Marsh! But I guess it's possible that the lady was in some way incontinent and simply had an accident and was too humiliated to admit to it. It's disgusting, I totally agree, but I doubt she intentionally squatted down and took a dump in a corner.
KEYLAPOOP 0
HAHAHAHA Thats the best/coolest and FUNNIEST thing ever. I would have started playing with the poop... hahaha
superrey19 0
wow this seems to be a common problem! my ex girlfriend works in retail and told me that some lady also took a dump in one of the dressing rooms lol.
rachelforgot2 0
GOSH DAMN that sucks! i hate picking up shit! i gott a cat, but come on a lady pooping in the store trying to cover it must have had to go real bad and couldnt make it in time! happened to my mom in her car, i wanted to puke! i almost feel your pain