Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML
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Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML
Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Today, I was at work at a kiosk in the mall when I smelled something foul. I thought it was the weird dude who'd just walked by so I just carried on with my work. Minutes later, I looked to my right and there, lying on the floor a few feet from me, was a huge turd wrapped in toilet paper. FML
Today, I spent the first two hours of my shift cleaning up liquid poo after an elderly lady sat in one of our chairs and promptly let go of her bowels. I was so embarrassed for her that I even bought her a towel, underwear, and a pair of pants. She then thanked one of my coworkers for all the help. FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML
Today I had a customer come into my office smelling like feces, urine and body odor. I tried not to get sick to my stomach but failed miserably. I threw up in my trash can in front of him. It now smells like feces, urine, body odor and vomit in here. FML
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tech_guy 0
holy shit!
potentpotable 0
Who would be cruel enough to vote YDI? Your life is definitely ******.
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LyLa_fml 0
Couldn't she hold it? Yuck. I've heard of that happening at a tanning salon before though.
galad2003 0
I don't know why, but when I wokred retail people would go in the dressing rooms all the time. WTF is wrong with people?
lollipop_fml 0
I work in the women's department at a major retail store and it has happened 3 times in the past month in our fitting rooms. We also also always find baby diapers and pee in the rooms. People are gross and lazy.
marris 0
Unless you were watching her do it, how would you know it was a middle age woman? Did she stick around in the fitting room all this time just to tell you she was the one who did it?
marris 0
number 24 - its illegal to film anyone in a fitting room in the United states. You'll be facing **** charges/voyeurism if you try - thats why they have fitting room attendents
uglydollz124 0
HAHAHAH oh my god that is quite funny, i feel bad for you having that expierence. and .... wtf is that women doing pooping in a fitting room?
NerdsAreGreat 0
I worked in a HIGH END retail store and we've found pee, baby nappies, and used tampons in our fitting rooms. It is awful! If that is what people who have money and "class" do, I don't want either!
SilkyFingers 0
"Ew. That happened to me when I worked at a department store. A family had gone in there, pooped and peed on the floor, and covered it with clothes. At least you didn't have to carry pee and poop clothes to the dumpster?" A whole family?! Mom dad and kids?! OMG did they do it in the same fitting room?!
wolfy_fml 5
For those of you asking how the OP knew who it was... I assume the store is one that caters to middle-aged women. I worked in a store like that. All of the customers were at least twice my age and even when younger people or men would come in, they wouldn't be trying things on.
somethingelse 0
I used to work retail, and once, a mother came in with several children. Soon enough, somebody had stepped in her kid's poop and tracked it across the store. My co-worker found that there was remnants of poop on the floor, and that she had used several pairs of our jeans to clean it up, and then shoved them into a shelf. Thankfully, I was on break at the time.