Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML
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Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML
Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Today, I was at work at a kiosk in the mall when I smelled something foul. I thought it was the weird dude who'd just walked by so I just carried on with my work. Minutes later, I looked to my right and there, lying on the floor a few feet from me, was a huge turd wrapped in toilet paper. FML
Today, I spent the first two hours of my shift cleaning up liquid poo after an elderly lady sat in one of our chairs and promptly let go of her bowels. I was so embarrassed for her that I even bought her a towel, underwear, and a pair of pants. She then thanked one of my coworkers for all the help. FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML
Today I had a customer come into my office smelling like feces, urine and body odor. I tried not to get sick to my stomach but failed miserably. I threw up in my trash can in front of him. It now smells like feces, urine, body odor and vomit in here. FML
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tech_guy 0
holy shit!
potentpotable 0
Who would be cruel enough to vote YDI? Your life is definitely ******.
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Comments (135)
XxToxicxX 0
#61....ew??
Lila_fml 0
Haha ew!!! #61, you've got some issues...
exumer 0
Don't parents teach their children where to shit?
1000101 1
It could be a medical condition so, you can't really blame the customer for the accident however, you can blame the customer for not having the courtesy to notify someone of the accident. Yeah, it's embarrassing but, well, sh*t happens. In short... I agree, your life is F'ed but, only if you had to clean it. Otherwise, F the janitors life.
KEYLAPOOP 0
i love poop.... aint notin wrong with that
ilovemypinklife 0
That's definatley the most odd thing i've heard all day... o_0
jez35blue 0
NASTY! Who does that?? Go to a ******* toilet, god.
sidewinderbudd 0
that happened at my local kohls.... only it was on the bench and the dude who did it just let it sit out in the open...
fcuk_fml 0
oh. my. god. this is the nastiest fml i've read so far.
XxToxicxX 0
dude...# 68/#61....r u 5....