wellhellothere
United States
Today, the fire alarm went off in my dorm. Not only was it 30 degrees outside, but I was in the shower. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Mel
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Woah!
Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shat myself. FML
Anonymous
This old house
Today, the smoke alarm went off while I was in the shower. Fearing a house fire, I jumped out and ran out, wearing just a tiny towel that barely covered my modesty, only to realize that water was coming through the ceiling and on to the smoke alarm, via a leak in the shower tray. FML
ohcollege
United States
Today, the rain was pouring really hard outside. I found this out when it started raining on me at 4 am inside my dorm room. Thanks college. FML
YoshiSqu4d
Today, someone tripped the fire alarm at the hotel I'm currently staying at while I was taking a shit. FML
wookieewhosshe
Sutton Coldfield, United Kingdom
Today, my building's fire alarm went off. Unfortunately, this coincided with sexy time, and the loud alarm made me jumpy, making it extremely difficult to untie my naked boyfriend. FML
zzyx
United States
Disinformation
Today, there was a fire alarm in my dorm. Just as I was leaving my room, a lady in the hallway told me that it was a drill and they'd be inspecting rooms, so I would need to leave my door unlocked. When I came back, my room was trashed and my laptop, speakers, and jewelry were gone. FML
CRC
United States
Damned freshmen
Today, a freshman set off the fire alarm in my dorm at 2 a.m. He tried to microwave Easy Mac without adding water. I had to stand outside for 45 minutes while the firemen moved the noodles to the sink and ran cold water over them. FML
Anonymous
United States
Weewooweewoo
Today, I accidentally bumped into the fire alarm which set off a high pitched buzzing noise that could be heard throughout the entire dorm. It went on for at least two hours and none of the technicians could figure out how to turn it off. All the girls on my floor are mad at me. FML
Anon
Ottawa, Canada
Weather
Today, I woke up at 3:00 am feeling freezing cold and soaking wet. It turns out that my dad had opened my window when I was sleeping, and rain water had been pouring in on me all night. My hair, face, pillow, blankets, alarm clock, and homework were all soaked as well. FML
Anonymous
Chicago, United States
Beep beep
Today, I was making dinner when the smoke alarm started going off. I opened all the windows and stood there waving a towel at it like an idiot. Then I realized that the alarm was coming from the apartment next door. FML
Top comments
wisericky 12
YDI for not taking a shower fully dressed.
katamine 17
Farenheit is stupid... Celsius makes so much more sense
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superman7268 3
that's hot
izawzom 0
poor baby :P you don't live in Canada, that's nothing
ressmyer 0
if you're in the shower, who cares about fire. the water could put it out. hahahha
Feklfekl2222 32
where do you live? 30 degrees c is boiling
dmmcintyre3 8
30 degrees Fahrenheit = -1.11111111 degrees Celsius
ZeroIce 12
that soy
bosssoldier27 0
Y the *** didn't u just stay inside. The fire alarm goes off all the time in my barracks I never go out. *** that I live on the 4th floor. Fml if a fire really happens
bekaashley 17
OMG that would suck!
sarah2144 14
That happened to me once too! It was snowing out and my hair froze.
BostonBear 33
Yikes! I bet that was a chilli experience
MaddieNicole143 11
So, you couldn't use the shower water to put out the fire? Alright.