wellhellothere
United States
Today, the fire alarm went off in my dorm. Not only was it 30 degrees outside, but I was in the shower. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Mel
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Woah!
Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shat myself. FML
Anonymous
This old house
Today, the smoke alarm went off while I was in the shower. Fearing a house fire, I jumped out and ran out, wearing just a tiny towel that barely covered my modesty, only to realize that water was coming through the ceiling and on to the smoke alarm, via a leak in the shower tray. FML
ohcollege
United States
Today, the rain was pouring really hard outside. I found this out when it started raining on me at 4 am inside my dorm room. Thanks college. FML
YoshiSqu4d
Today, someone tripped the fire alarm at the hotel I'm currently staying at while I was taking a shit. FML
wookieewhosshe
Sutton Coldfield, United Kingdom
Today, my building's fire alarm went off. Unfortunately, this coincided with sexy time, and the loud alarm made me jumpy, making it extremely difficult to untie my naked boyfriend. FML
zzyx
United States
Disinformation
Today, there was a fire alarm in my dorm. Just as I was leaving my room, a lady in the hallway told me that it was a drill and they'd be inspecting rooms, so I would need to leave my door unlocked. When I came back, my room was trashed and my laptop, speakers, and jewelry were gone. FML
CRC
United States
Damned freshmen
Today, a freshman set off the fire alarm in my dorm at 2 a.m. He tried to microwave Easy Mac without adding water. I had to stand outside for 45 minutes while the firemen moved the noodles to the sink and ran cold water over them. FML
Anonymous
United States
Weewooweewoo
Today, I accidentally bumped into the fire alarm which set off a high pitched buzzing noise that could be heard throughout the entire dorm. It went on for at least two hours and none of the technicians could figure out how to turn it off. All the girls on my floor are mad at me. FML
Anon
Ottawa, Canada
Weather
Today, I woke up at 3:00 am feeling freezing cold and soaking wet. It turns out that my dad had opened my window when I was sleeping, and rain water had been pouring in on me all night. My hair, face, pillow, blankets, alarm clock, and homework were all soaked as well. FML
Anonymous
Chicago, United States
Beep beep
Today, I was making dinner when the smoke alarm started going off. I opened all the windows and stood there waving a towel at it like an idiot. Then I realized that the alarm was coming from the apartment next door. FML
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wisericky 12
YDI for not taking a shower fully dressed.
katamine 17
Farenheit is stupid... Celsius makes so much more sense
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maphineRAWRS 10
so? you'll dry off quick outside in the sun!
Brax0826 0
she didn't say anything about the sun, I bet you wear a helmet and finger your own ass
jupiter80 0
76- OP said it was 30°F so I doubt there would be alot of sun
yuggi1 11
What's wrong with fingering your own ass? O.o
kasumii 1
Wow there are so many people who don't understand Fahrenheit. I guess it's not always Americans who don't know anything. 30 degrees is about -1 Celsius ... I went to an American school here so I know both pretty well, though it gets confusing when talking to others who only know one or other.
Bobissmall 13
Only 2 country's use Fahrenheit though...
perdix 31
Stay inside and stay warm for the rest of your life...really warm at the very end;)
jadenstigman 0
the guys will be happy to keep u warm don't worry and to all u Celsius users it's 0C basically.
underpaid011 0
nice! FML for you, but if your hot this is a MLIA for everyone else. today, the fire alarm at my dorm went off. when I exited the building it was 30 degrees outside. I did not notice the cold so much because this hottie had evacuated from the shower and had the pointiest nipples ever seen. my life is awesome.
tjsomethin 9
Sounds like the start of a porno
chavez12 0
soooooo
rangermedic77 5
should've just stayed in the shower, the fire wouldn't get you in the water. unless you were bathing in oil I guess
stroudie94 9
to all the Europeans saying it's warm. It's ******* America! It would be considered 0c where you are at.
Pazu_fml 10
-1 is still not very cold, though. And it's not just Europeans who use Celsius; it's every single country in the world other than the US and Belize.
JJ123456 0
the water lied it gasoline >:)