wellhellothere
United States
Today, the fire alarm went off in my dorm. Not only was it 30 degrees outside, but I was in the shower. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Mel
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Woah!
Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shat myself. FML
Anonymous
This old house
Today, the smoke alarm went off while I was in the shower. Fearing a house fire, I jumped out and ran out, wearing just a tiny towel that barely covered my modesty, only to realize that water was coming through the ceiling and on to the smoke alarm, via a leak in the shower tray. FML
ohcollege
United States
Today, the rain was pouring really hard outside. I found this out when it started raining on me at 4 am inside my dorm room. Thanks college. FML
YoshiSqu4d
Today, someone tripped the fire alarm at the hotel I'm currently staying at while I was taking a shit. FML
wookieewhosshe
Sutton Coldfield, United Kingdom
Today, my building's fire alarm went off. Unfortunately, this coincided with sexy time, and the loud alarm made me jumpy, making it extremely difficult to untie my naked boyfriend. FML
zzyx
United States
Disinformation
Today, there was a fire alarm in my dorm. Just as I was leaving my room, a lady in the hallway told me that it was a drill and they'd be inspecting rooms, so I would need to leave my door unlocked. When I came back, my room was trashed and my laptop, speakers, and jewelry were gone. FML
CRC
United States
Damned freshmen
Today, a freshman set off the fire alarm in my dorm at 2 a.m. He tried to microwave Easy Mac without adding water. I had to stand outside for 45 minutes while the firemen moved the noodles to the sink and ran cold water over them. FML
Anonymous
United States
Weewooweewoo
Today, I accidentally bumped into the fire alarm which set off a high pitched buzzing noise that could be heard throughout the entire dorm. It went on for at least two hours and none of the technicians could figure out how to turn it off. All the girls on my floor are mad at me. FML
Anon
Ottawa, Canada
Weather
Today, I woke up at 3:00 am feeling freezing cold and soaking wet. It turns out that my dad had opened my window when I was sleeping, and rain water had been pouring in on me all night. My hair, face, pillow, blankets, alarm clock, and homework were all soaked as well. FML
Anonymous
Chicago, United States
Beep beep
Today, I was making dinner when the smoke alarm started going off. I opened all the windows and stood there waving a towel at it like an idiot. Then I realized that the alarm was coming from the apartment next door. FML
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wisericky 12
YDI for not taking a shower fully dressed.
katamine 17
Farenheit is stupid... Celsius makes so much more sense
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forever327 0
Why do so many people say it's her fault?! How was she supposed to know that there was going to be a fire or a fire drill?
Brax0826 0
you do the same fat ass
jupiter80 0
Brax is the sites new asshole
Brax0826 0
I'll cherish the role
jupiter80 0
whatever gets u through the day
TayonaC 10
that puppy's really cute. I usually don't like little dogs especially chiwawa but I would definitely make an exception for that one :)
Brax0826 0
if I were you I would take my hand, make a fist, and punch myself in the face.
KickItHigh 32
Fahrenheit makes more sense to me
cagale090518 14
really? Fahrenheit makes more sense? Celsius = 0 - water melts; 100 water boils... Fahrenheit = 0 - some mixture of water and ice thermometer stabilizing point; 100 - HORSE body temperature... excuse me, but I'll stick with Celsius
stardazed 0
only sucks if your fat
Skatejock21 0
30 degrees Fahrenheit is SOOO nice, don't complain! That's only -1C. Anything between 0 to -10 Celsius is really nice. Which is 32-14F.
jupiter80 0
^^ yea! everybody keeps saying it's really cold but to get to -1 is like a treat (at least in the winter time in southern alberta)
Skatejock21 0
yeah I'm from southern alberta, just roughly 1 hr south of calgary. -1 is quite nice. Windchill, is what makes it cold, but you can still survive easily. However, -10 is cold, but it's livable. Lately it's been like -3 to -5, I'm enjoying it! The roads are clearing up in this weather, even with snow falling, then it's just wet.
katamine 17
Farenheit is stupid... Celsius makes so much more sense
Skatejock21 0
yeah exactly. Every country in the world uses Celsius, except the USA.
jenaandtyler4eva 0
wow well things happen unexpected in life and you should prob have laughed at it I would and I would have said f my life and then get dressed fast and went out so yea u gotta laugh at life and not let it get to you
Xosh10 0
I'm gonna go 90's humor and ask: Did they see your thingys
nate_446 0
Grab some duct tape and put it over the horn, then you can say it was always like that when they ask you why you werent outside
cagale090518 14
Celsius: 0 points - water melt; 100 point - water boil Fahrenheit: 0 points - some mixture of water and ice stabilize; 100 points - HORSE body temperature What makes more sense?