wellhellothere
United States
Today, the fire alarm went off in my dorm. Not only was it 30 degrees outside, but I was in the shower. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Mel
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Woah!
Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shat myself. FML
Anonymous
This old house
Today, the smoke alarm went off while I was in the shower. Fearing a house fire, I jumped out and ran out, wearing just a tiny towel that barely covered my modesty, only to realize that water was coming through the ceiling and on to the smoke alarm, via a leak in the shower tray. FML
ohcollege
United States
Today, the rain was pouring really hard outside. I found this out when it started raining on me at 4 am inside my dorm room. Thanks college. FML
YoshiSqu4d
Today, someone tripped the fire alarm at the hotel I'm currently staying at while I was taking a shit. FML
wookieewhosshe
Sutton Coldfield, United Kingdom
Today, my building's fire alarm went off. Unfortunately, this coincided with sexy time, and the loud alarm made me jumpy, making it extremely difficult to untie my naked boyfriend. FML
zzyx
United States
Disinformation
Today, there was a fire alarm in my dorm. Just as I was leaving my room, a lady in the hallway told me that it was a drill and they'd be inspecting rooms, so I would need to leave my door unlocked. When I came back, my room was trashed and my laptop, speakers, and jewelry were gone. FML
CRC
United States
Damned freshmen
Today, a freshman set off the fire alarm in my dorm at 2 a.m. He tried to microwave Easy Mac without adding water. I had to stand outside for 45 minutes while the firemen moved the noodles to the sink and ran cold water over them. FML
Anonymous
United States
Weewooweewoo
Today, I accidentally bumped into the fire alarm which set off a high pitched buzzing noise that could be heard throughout the entire dorm. It went on for at least two hours and none of the technicians could figure out how to turn it off. All the girls on my floor are mad at me. FML
Anon
Ottawa, Canada
Weather
Today, I woke up at 3:00 am feeling freezing cold and soaking wet. It turns out that my dad had opened my window when I was sleeping, and rain water had been pouring in on me all night. My hair, face, pillow, blankets, alarm clock, and homework were all soaked as well. FML
Anonymous
Chicago, United States
Beep beep
Today, I was making dinner when the smoke alarm started going off. I opened all the windows and stood there waving a towel at it like an idiot. Then I realized that the alarm was coming from the apartment next door. FML
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wisericky 12
YDI for not taking a shower fully dressed.
katamine 17
Farenheit is stupid... Celsius makes so much more sense
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4Lonely2Stoner0 0
Just take the fire alarms off, that's what I do.
Premium_fml 0
damn that must happen to everybody lol
jupiter80 0
so? that's only like -1, so suck it up and enjoy the beautiful weather
awesomeloser14 0
omg that's freezing!!!!!! thank god I live in Texas and the coldest it's ever been here is in the 40's! wait hold up it's April how is it that cold in April!!!
zombifysara 6
It gets colder than that all over Texas, what planet are you from?
tr3vst3r 5
if it was 30 degrees (celcius) I'd happily go outside naked.
BellaMarta 19
you'd probably be better off staying in the shower
MinorCheese777 0
eveyone saying 30 is warm, that is below 0 C. 32 f is freezing and 0 c is freezing.
Skatejock21 0
32F/0C is not freezing, not even close... I could be wearing only shorts in that weather and run threw a sprinkler or go to a swimming pool.
Brendan3693 0
pics or it didn't happen what? the op is female...
ItsAllBeenDone 0
Somebody knew you were in the shower and wanted to see you naked, duhh(;
icanhazblivions 1
haha that happened to me before, twice. the best time was when I had just put shampoo in my hair and then had to frantically rinse it out as best as i could and put on some form of clothes.... which left me bra-less, commando, and in a jacket and shorts with soap suds on my head.