Love, Language and Cute: Lost in translation

Lost in translation

By ThatLove - 28/05/2023 00:02

Today, my boyfriend lamented that I do not profess my love for him as often and poetically as he does his for me. I try my best, but he's Italian and I am German, and this is not a level playing field. FML

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By sad life - 26/01/2012 06:23 - United States

Today, I realized my boyfriend is so seldom romantic that it actually makes me uncomfortable when he says something cute. FML

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You deserved it 4 815

National bard

By bad poet - 02/12/2013 01:57 - United States - Millerton

Today, my boyfriend asked me to write him a poem, as I am an avid writer. Happily, I agreed. After hours of working, I proudly presented it to him. He read it, laughed, and said, "No babe, I meant a real poem." Maybe I should rethink my career choice. FML

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You deserved it 4 662

Beautiful

By Anonymous - 10/05/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend wrote me poetry. Here's how it went: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, show me your tits." That's the most romantic thing he's done for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 426

You deserved it 474

By 2ndchoice - 12/12/2009 15:47 - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML

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You deserved it 2 948

By iheartmorons - 14/01/2012 14:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML

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You deserved it 6 502

Truth bomb

By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 00:02 - United States

Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's work to surprise him by speaking in Spanish, his first language. I've been taking classes secretly. He smiled, kissed me, and then finished telling his friend, in Spanish, that I'm boring and ugly but he's got nothing better going on. FML

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You deserved it 6 432

By Anonymous - 14/09/2009 09:41 - South Africa

Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML

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You deserved it 4 378

By Betsydoll - 29/03/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could at least PRETEND to love me sometimes." He responded with, "I do pretend to love you!" FML

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You deserved it 26 299

Classy

By Anonymous - 12/01/2013 20:12 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend, telling him how much I love and adore him. He answered by leaning in close, saying, "Jolly good" in an affected accent, and burping loud and clear in my ear. FML

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You deserved it 5 102

By Now What - 08/09/2016 17:04 - United States - South Otselic

Today, my boyfriend told me he only loves me sometimes. He explained what days he chooses to love me and what days he doesn't want to. I told him that's not how it works. He disagreed. He's 27. He still doesn't understand why this is a problem. FML

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You deserved it 1 326

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 28 May 2023 1:09

I'll bet it's because you say it nein times as often.

Thaylok 17

Sunday 28 May 2023 3:22

Have him study up on "The Five Love Languages: How to Express Heartfelt Commitment to Your Mate" Book by Gary Chapman. People express their love in different ways. learning about those can help you each both give and recieve each other love with more understanding.

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 28 May 2023 1:09

I'll bet it's because you say it nein times as often.

cuz803 44

Sunday 28 May 2023 1:11

Oooo the historical tension...ya know? Germans were the one's who caused Rome to fall. Hitler also made a fool out of Mussolini by making him his puppet. Germans and Italians historically conflict with each other so maybe your relationship will won't be much different.

Thaylok 17

Sunday 28 May 2023 3:22

SirEnigM0nk 22

Sunday 28 May 2023 17:51

Liebe ist eine internationale Sprache. Du schaffst das, mein Freund. Geben Sie nicht auf! Finden Sie seine Lieblingsspeisen und ein gemeinsames Interesse heraus und seien Sie Sie selbst. In English: Love is an international language. You can do this, my friend. Do not give up! Find out his favorite foods, a shared interest, and be yourself.