Today, ten minutes into a blind date, my date said, "I don't mean to be rude, but... your face? It's the reason booze was invented." FML
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Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Everything was going great until I laughed so hard at one of his jokes that I snorted, choked on my drink, and accidentally slapped his face while trying to cover my mouth. We didn't order dessert. FML
Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind double date. My date was drunk before I got there. He kept getting my name wrong, and ended up spilling a glass of red wine down the front of my dress. FML
Today, my blind date thought the best way to start off is to show up blind drunk. She ended up puking on the table and leaving me to pay. FML
Today, I went on a first date. He got so drunk he forgot what he ordered to eat ten minutes after ordering. He also had to text me later to ask if we kissed, because he couldn’t remember. FML
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Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
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AbstraktThoughts 13
That's when you kick him in the balls and tell him that's how men lose the ability to have children.
brainymes 30
That's where you say, "your face is the reason plastic surgery was invented."
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Comments (75)
nunnsii92 9
Lemon law
dbaguy 9
As long as he didn't mean yo be rude
scschaffner 2
His stupid mouth, the reason slaps were invented. What a stupid guy!
jedaite 2
I've lived in Seoul for more than a year and I'm here once again. Girls here are pretty, so that guy must've been one of those virgin chaps who jerk off to K-Pop idols thinking they're Taeyang . Well, I hope you don't put his words too close to your self esteem. See you :)
AkiChan_fml 7
Maybe he was saying that he'd take a drink to your beauty........?
DaniDove11 4
What a jackass!!
amisenho 11
So basically, he said, "I don't mean to be rude, but I'm going to be rude."
Prunedale_ca7 3
mine too i have the ugliest face out there **** my life wait nobody wants to :(
amorprincess2002 7
What the deuce?!I'm afraid that I've just encountered the rudest douchebag in the univerese!
Simbaby 23
That's rude of him .