Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
Today, I was at a pool party. Standing outside of the pool, I was hesitant about taking my shirt off. A girl in the pool shouted, "Hey, you're not the only fat one here, don't feel bad!" I was worried about what my friends would think of my new bellybutton ring, I didn't think I'm fat. FML
Today, I took the kids to the pool. I'm short and 20lbs overweight but they talked me into it and I put on a swimsuit for the first time in 10 years. As soon as we got there, a girl my height but a good 150lbs heavier said, "It's so nice to see another big girl in a two-piece!" FML
Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, while at the waterpark, some guy came up to me and profusely thanked me for wearing a one-piece swimsuit. FML
Today, it was hot out, so I wore shorts. My dad took one look at me and said, "Your thighs are so pale, it's like staring into the sun". FML
Today, I was at the beach walking on the boardwalk without a shirt on. Two cute girls are walking my way and I decide to try and impress them by flexing my abs. While I flexed them, I accidentally let a fart out that everyone heard. Everybody, including the girls, laughed hysterically at me. FML
Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML
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vbmg152 19
Does anyone teach their kids manners anymore? I mean just the basics, I know things are different then when I was a kid but that's ridiculous! Don't let it get to you!
Nimmrodel 11
kids can be cruel, knock over sand castle later that will teach her.
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Comments (243)
raven02 0
haha I agree with number 4
Randiboo 0
awe. EPIC FAIL?
EvilPotato 15
Kids these days
tiffythebody 3
if u r huge u shouldn't wear a bikini ! no one wants to see fat out ick
Jordanfortenberr 0
No offense, but if your that obese DON'T AND I REPEAT DON'T WEAR A BIKINI, wear a one piece or something that should give you enough confidence .
DisappearingRose 18
Fat girls in bikini's are hilarious. Especially if they have a muffin top and they're trying to look sexy!
NCR 0
loose weight. well screw it. cut some skin off and throw it at her
GRyphonLJJ 0
Damn...Just because a little kid said something ugly, everyone assumes she is right (or being truthful.) So...No one wants to guess the little girl might have a distorted view on what constitutes a "healthy body" and is being raised to be self-loathing (not to mention rude and judgmental?)
kmac249 0
you are beautiful in every single way!! **** what other people say :P
Tuesdays76 0
Yes make it right in your head that it is perfectly okay to be fat and to continue getting fatter until you die of a heart attack. You do that :)
mrdaddy 0
You should have threw sand in the little bitch's face.