Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML
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Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
Today, I was at a pool party. Standing outside of the pool, I was hesitant about taking my shirt off. A girl in the pool shouted, "Hey, you're not the only fat one here, don't feel bad!" I was worried about what my friends would think of my new bellybutton ring, I didn't think I'm fat. FML
Today, I took the kids to the pool. I'm short and 20lbs overweight but they talked me into it and I put on a swimsuit for the first time in 10 years. As soon as we got there, a girl my height but a good 150lbs heavier said, "It's so nice to see another big girl in a two-piece!" FML
Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, while at the waterpark, some guy came up to me and profusely thanked me for wearing a one-piece swimsuit. FML
Today, it was hot out, so I wore shorts. My dad took one look at me and said, "Your thighs are so pale, it's like staring into the sun". FML
Today, I was at the beach walking on the boardwalk without a shirt on. Two cute girls are walking my way and I decide to try and impress them by flexing my abs. While I flexed them, I accidentally let a fart out that everyone heard. Everybody, including the girls, laughed hysterically at me. FML
Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML
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vbmg152 19
Does anyone teach their kids manners anymore? I mean just the basics, I know things are different then when I was a kid but that's ridiculous! Don't let it get to you!
Nimmrodel 11
kids can be cruel, knock over sand castle later that will teach her.
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nerdsgetmehot 23
To little girls, everyone is huge...Not just overweight people. I wouldn't worry.
issychica89 0
In response to comments on my earlier posts (my phones a pos), got my thyroid checked. PERFECT. cholesterol? LOW. yes. im 21. minor heart complications as in heart complications i had since i was a kid. i dont have very good stress tolerence. doctors not worried though. everything with my body is 100% healthy...except the extra weight. and medical reasons could mean needed surgery. something someone like me cant exactly finacially avoid. so, suck it. people really need to open their eyes and realize that sometimes fat people arent fat cuz theyre lazy. and 5 miles doesnt sound like much if you think i just sit on my ass the rest of my day i dont. im working 50 hrs this week, and its not a desk job so yeah. you people are just really ignorant.
Tuesdays76 0
Yes there are some people who can't help it because of medical reasons, but the bitter truth is that most obese people are obese because they are lazy, or unmotivated. The good news is, you can turn it around before it is too late. I know a lady in my neighborhood who is just a wonderful woman, but extremely obese. Her doctor told her if she doesn't change her lifestyle and lose weight, she is likely to die in the next 5 years, and will be lucky to see the age of 50. Now who wants that? She has young children, do it for them at least. You can't always use Health Problems as an excuse, when many health problems are caused by obesity. As for surgery, if you need if for medical reasons that's one thing, but otherwise it is nothing but the easy way out. It may change your weight, but it does nothing for your lifestyle. Change your lifestyle, and the fat will fall off.
kellie20 0
kids are just like old people , they are very blunt !
reiu1489 0
well how big are you cause you know these day ppl who weight 120 to 135 think it's fat but that's not true!!!!!!!
oblio 0
"Didn't your mommy teach you not to talk to strangers, you homely little thing?" That ought to cover your bases.
Iluv2D_fml 0
You idiots are hypocrites, ur probably the fatasses on the computer with chips.
fizzypop14 3
I think she was trying to do you a favor. I used to be fat and always got made fun of. so I lost weight and got ripped and I'm really a lot happier :) I'd still be a lard ass if they hadn't told me how fat I was.
Tuesdays76 0
Good Job =) That is called accepting you have a problem and fixing it. Much better than giving excuses or pretending you don't care.
k9494k 6
yeah I got super fat while pregnant because I was so sick my body turned everything into fat so I didn't starve and then antidepressants made me gain a lot after baby. I'm 5'8 and I was almost 250 I felt absolutely awful and I was ashamed. My bmi was in the obese rang! now I weigh 175 and that's just from working and being active and eating portion sizes. The person on here saying they are 5'2" and 220 made me feel a lot better about myself for a minute. I'm still working to lose 45 more pounds.
ihavetopoopnow 2
thats when you eat her
ihavetopoopnow 2
thats when you eat her
anonymous595 0
dont get self confident :-) ur beatiful