Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
Today, I was at a pool party. Standing outside of the pool, I was hesitant about taking my shirt off. A girl in the pool shouted, "Hey, you're not the only fat one here, don't feel bad!" I was worried about what my friends would think of my new bellybutton ring, I didn't think I'm fat. FML
Today, I took the kids to the pool. I'm short and 20lbs overweight but they talked me into it and I put on a swimsuit for the first time in 10 years. As soon as we got there, a girl my height but a good 150lbs heavier said, "It's so nice to see another big girl in a two-piece!" FML
Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, while at the waterpark, some guy came up to me and profusely thanked me for wearing a one-piece swimsuit. FML
Today, it was hot out, so I wore shorts. My dad took one look at me and said, "Your thighs are so pale, it's like staring into the sun". FML
Today, I was at the beach walking on the boardwalk without a shirt on. Two cute girls are walking my way and I decide to try and impress them by flexing my abs. While I flexed them, I accidentally let a fart out that everyone heard. Everybody, including the girls, laughed hysterically at me. FML
Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML
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vbmg152 19
Does anyone teach their kids manners anymore? I mean just the basics, I know things are different then when I was a kid but that's ridiculous! Don't let it get to you!
Nimmrodel 11
kids can be cruel, knock over sand castle later that will teach her.
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Sinkhole 26
It's not just parents these days, it's been going on for a very long time, that's why there are so many teenagers and young adults doing and saying what they please without regard of other people's feelings. Kid's thought process is not the way you describe it; when you inflict pain on a child without explaining what's wrong, they just learn that violence is condoned in any situation. You may not know this, but kids are smart, no matter how little they are. I'm okay for spanking, but you just can't do that without a proper explanation of what he/she did wrong, if you don't teach them to reason things from an early age, they'll never learn.
DontJudgeBeNice 5
has anyone considered that she might have a medical condition, or be losing baby weight, or might be in the process of losing weight and had hit a mile stone. it's true children need to be taught manners and it's parents should definitely tell it not to be nasty to people but sometimes you can't take everything to heart that they say. besides it's about being healthy, not skinny, so none of this eat a salad crap, just keep active and don't binge on junk food. stay confident and healthy :)
issychica89 0
(again an response to comments on my post), i exersize. dont worry about that. and yes, a good amount of fat people are fat cuz their lazy. other people just cant do it. my doctor sees no reason to worry about my extra weight. everything else with me is fine. no clue whats making me gain weight, no clue why i cant lose weight. and i repeat, no one believes i weigh what i do (no one believes i weigh over 175...so yeah) and as far as my eating, i said that i eat decently healthy. dont eat bread. dont eat sugar. keep a balance between meat and veggies. i actually love veggies. and my doctor told me i drink too much water. so all you judgemental assholes thinking that im not trying....this is exactly what im talking about stupid assumptions about people. let people be happy. if someone is confident enough to be comfortable in their own skin, it shouldnt feel like your obligation to tell them their wrong. i bet i could point out something "wrong" and "disgusting" about each and every one of you. no ones perfect.
jdogy 0
lmfao thts horrible you should slap her next time
sammygirl8 0
awqqqwwwww rhats sooooooo mean. But maybe u should loose the mcdonalds
bradlyl 0
rofl, seriously? a tan?? why dont you think about diet and exercise first? THEN you can worry about getting a tan.
fyl12345678901 0
I never got my answer
asiapricecheer 0
dude its okay dont be sad! u could have waited till she sat down an kicked like sand in her face lol!!
logik1337 1
bikinis aren't for most people.
ChicoTheFreako 0
lose some weight or buy a one piece.....kids just say what everyone else is thinkin'......