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By TJFuentes - 11/02/2015 13:39 - United States - Appleton

Today, someone walking my way started waving. I waved back until I realized he wasn't looking at me. To make things worse, while walking past he said, "Get a fucking friend." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 02:01

Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2011 11:43 - Australia

Today, I was walking to the shops when I saw my friend about 10 metres in front of me, waiting at the traffic lights, by herself. Jokingly, I shouted out "Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights?" The girl turned around. It wasn't my friend. FML

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By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2010 14:04 - Denmark

Today, someone whistled, so I turned around. The guy behind me then said, "Did you seriously think that it was meant for you?" FML

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By NotInterested - 23/08/2013 06:23 - United States

Today, I was walking home when I made eye contact with some guy, just being friendly. He then started rapping at me while pointing at his dick. FML

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By wsumt - 29/01/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML

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By bleurghh - 31/12/2010 15:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a guy I like when I was out shopping. We acknowledged each other with a little wave, but as I walked away, I heard him say to his friend, "She's never gonna get me with THAT moustache." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2015 19:16 - United States

Today, I saw my friend at the mall. He didn't see me, so I called him to say "Turn around." He took one look at his phone, snorted loudly enough for me to hear from way off, and put it back in his pocket. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 13:28 - United Kingdom

Today, a guy who annoys me walked over. To avoid speaking to him, I pretended to be on the phone and he walked away. A few moments later, my phone rang. I looked around to see if he'd seen me. He had. He was the one ringing me from down the hall. FML

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By antwo - 22/01/2012 04:50 - United States

Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML

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nournahas 18

Wednesday 11 February 2015 18:38

"Get some good ******* manners"

keithsbooty 20

Wednesday 11 February 2015 18:37

It happens to the best of us, op

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Witchylady 17

Wednesday 11 February 2015 23:57

What a rude prick. I hope he face plants it on the side walk.

JessicaGrewal 22

Thursday 12 February 2015 2:13

It's a mistake a lot of people make. You can't just say rude things like that. Learn some manners.

janfleury 19

Thursday 12 February 2015 2:50

Their an ass, op. Everyone has had that happen.

HeWillBeLoved105 22

Thursday 12 February 2015 5:17

What an asshole. How does he have any?

missbrit818 20

Thursday 12 February 2015 6:46

Well that was uncalled for

guttedbrit 26

Thursday 12 February 2015 7:48

everybody makes this mistake at one point, myself included. With an attitude like his, you're better off not being his friend! The fool!

Mr_Saikaly 35

Thursday 12 February 2015 11:29

it is embarrassing but it happens to all of us

vikky538 28

Thursday 12 February 2015 13:51

that's when you should wave it both hands...and say..."hey get your ******* manners..."

PopcornTimes 14

Friday 13 February 2015 0:10

And he totally doesn't deserve any...

LaydeeInBlack 5

Friday 13 February 2015 5:19

Petty sure that I'm in your boat. Have a spare paddle?

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Same thing different taste

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