FML : Today, I got a mosquito bite on my wrist. Maybe I'm paranoid, but I am pretty sure mosquito bites are not supposed to start crawling up to your armpit...

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Today, I got a mosquito bite on my wrist. Maybe I'm paranoid, but I am pretty sure mosquito bites are not supposed to start crawling up to your armpit while swelling. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Severus_Snape_ Say more :

Wow, this is the first time one of my FMLs have been accepted! I googled whatever was happening on my arm, and I think 26 may or may not be right. According to the internet, if should go away in a few days, and it was a spider bite. But ever since I was a kid, I've always attracted some weird bug bites, but this has never happened to me before. Unfortunately, I am the type of person that will twist my wrist and still just say that I'm fine. Like that time where I threw up twice when I was 11 years old and still insisted that I was well enough to go to school, only to be sent back home when I threw up again. I applied some type of cream thing on the bite, and it has gotten better. It'll probably go away in a few days. Hopefully.

By Severus_Snape_ / Sunday 20 September 2015 07:11 / United States - Los Angeles

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By sarahxwasxhere | 23

#6414972 - Sunday 20 September 2015 17:09

You might wanna get that checked out

By imnotc00l | 10

#6414977 - Sunday 20 September 2015 17:11

You should probably go to the hospital

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By sarahxwasxhere | 23

#6414972 - Sunday 20 September 2015 17:09

You might wanna get that checked out

AmIReallyRenee | 20

#6415140 - Sunday 20 September 2015 20:56

Ikr. Geez get off ur device and get to a doctor.

tormcn | 26

#6415169 - Sunday 20 September 2015 22:15

Considering it sounds like a tick, yeah.. which can lead to Lyme disease.

alexanderavatar | 24

#6415172 - Sunday 20 September 2015 22:24

nah hes being paranoid

doodlecloud | 26

#6416173 - Monday 21 September 2015 23:52

How does it sound like a tick? Ticks burrow their teeth in and hold on for dear life, the one thing they DON'T do is crawl around. This sounds like some kind of terrifying tropical parasite..

happyturtle | 16

#6416788 - Tuesday 22 September 2015 16:55

why go to the doctor? after all, you are severus snape. make some potion god damn it!

By Miss_Chevious | 37

#6414973 - Sunday 20 September 2015 17:10

You might want to see a doctor before it crawls up to your face as well. As far as we know, that is how mutations occur :P

blazerman_fml | 17

#6415080 - Sunday 20 September 2015 19:23

This is nothing like the comic books....such a shame..Mosquitoman has a nice ring to it too :(

By Spudnik | 21

#6414974 - Sunday 20 September 2015 17:11

Allergic reaction perhaps? Go see a doctor.

Are you sure it was a MOSQUITO that bit you?

By friedpwnadge | 25

#6414976 - Sunday 20 September 2015 17:11

That bites. It must really bug you.

Enkeria | 30

#6415001 - Sunday 20 September 2015 17:31

I don't understand why this got thumbed down. Lol.

shesaywha | 19

#6415056 - Sunday 20 September 2015 18:50

@18 I don't understand why it's been thumbed UP. That shitty situation joke gets buried in down facing thumbs but these jokes rarely go sub zero, despite being equally as bad and repetitive.

cameron6731 | 13

#6415103 - Sunday 20 September 2015 19:45

I think we all know who made a "shitty situation" joke and got thumbed down.

shesaywha | 19

#6415106 - Sunday 20 September 2015 19:50

Naw. It's just the double standards on this site makes me laugh sometimes.

extrasnipes | 22

#6415135 - Sunday 20 September 2015 20:41

That jokes must really pest him off

SAGARCo | 19

#6415139 - Sunday 20 September 2015 20:54

You're pesting me off, that isn't proper grammar.

Lalala579121 | 27

#6415211 - Sunday 20 September 2015 23:43

I guess 42 just isn't punny enough.

friedpwnadge | 25

#6415792 - Monday 21 September 2015 15:53

This pun was so bad, I almost downvoted myself at first. I came on here expecting to see it hidden hahahahaha

By imnotc00l | 10

#6414977 - Sunday 20 September 2015 17:11

You should probably go to the hospital

mds9986 | 24

#6415166 - Sunday 20 September 2015 22:03

Yup. Blatant sign of a blood infection. If it "crawls" up to the heart/chest area, OP is dead.

alexanderavatar | 24

#6415173 - Sunday 20 September 2015 22:28

don't sugar coat you forget to mention there tracker jackers and now his family is going to all die

buckstop1 | 37

#6415445 - Monday 21 September 2015 4:38

Nah, just put some Neosporin on it, OP will be fine

By Philintheblankz | 14

#6414978 - Sunday 20 September 2015 17:12

Get a mosquito bite on your other wrist and you will look like popeye the sailor man.

nomoreparty | 11

#6415124 - Sunday 20 September 2015 20:14

If op Smoke some weed with pipe instead of having spinach then he would be able to do that..

tantanpanda | 26

#6415153 - Sunday 20 September 2015 21:07

No, that would make OP high as fuck.

R2Y2 | 22

#6415583 - Monday 21 September 2015 9:28

Showing up to a hospital stoned sounds awful (op really should get it checked out)

By Talonshere | 14

#6414981 - Sunday 20 September 2015 17:14

Knowing you've been bitten must really be getting under your skin. but in all seriousness, get it checked out as soon as you can.

By thedoctor999 | 11

#6414986 - Sunday 20 September 2015 17:15

That sounds more like a spider bite. Since it's going upward you really should see a doctor!

By invadermaythe1st | 35

#6414987 - Sunday 20 September 2015 17:17

might be a bug inside you?

ragnarok1540 | 37

#6414991 - Sunday 20 September 2015 17:24

I agree. It sounds like it might be a case of cutaneous larva migrants (an infection caused by a hookworm). These parasites may be found in the intestines of dogs, cats, and other animals and are spread through through skin contact with droppings on the ground or other surfaces. I highly recommend that you see a doctor soon. Also, wear shoes at all times when outdoors. If you have a pet, you may want to take them to a vet to get them de-wormed.

By SolarLunix | 21

#6414988 - Sunday 20 September 2015 17:19

This isn't a probably or a should or a maybe

GO TO THE DOCTOR!

If it's moved like that in less than a day and your doctor can't see you, GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM!