By Severus_Snape_ - 20/09/2015 07:11 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I got a mosquito bite on my wrist. Maybe I'm paranoid, but I am pretty sure mosquito bites are not supposed to start crawling up to your armpit while swelling. FML
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Severus_Snape_ 23
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Wow, this is the first time one of my FMLs have been accepted! I googled whatever was happening on my arm, and I think 26 may or may not be right. According to the internet, if should go away in a few days, and it was a spider bite. But ever since I was a kid, I've always attracted some weird bug bites, but this has never happened to me before. Unfortunately, I am the type of person that will twist my wrist and still just say that I'm fine. Like that time where I threw up twice when I was 11 years old and still insisted that I was well enough to go to school, only to be sent back home when I threw up again. I applied some type of cream thing on the bite, and it has gotten better. It'll probably go away in a few days. Hopefully.

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sarahxwasxhere 23
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You might wanna get that checked out

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imnotc00l 10
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You should probably go to the hospital

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sarahxwasxhere 23
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You might wanna get that checked out

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AmIReallyRenee 20
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Ikr. Geez get off ur device and get to a doctor.

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tormcn 26
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Considering it sounds like a tick, yeah.. which can lead to Lyme disease.

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alexanderavatar 24
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nah hes being paranoid

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doodlecloud 26
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How does it sound like a tick? Ticks burrow their teeth in and hold on for dear life, the one thing they DON'T do is crawl around. This sounds like some kind of terrifying tropical parasite..

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happyturtle 16
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why go to the doctor? after all, you are severus snape. make some potion god damn it!

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Miss_Chevious 37
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You might want to see a doctor before it crawls up to your face as well. As far as we know, that is how mutations occur :P

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blazerman_fml 17
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This is nothing like the comic books....such a shame..Mosquitoman has a nice ring to it too :(

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Spudnik 21
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Allergic reaction perhaps? Go see a doctor. Are you sure it was a MOSQUITO that bit you?

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friedpwnadge 25
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That bites. It must really bug you.

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Enkeria 30
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I don't understand why this got thumbed down. Lol.

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shesaywha 19
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@18 I don't understand why it's been thumbed UP. That shitty situation joke gets buried in down facing thumbs but these jokes rarely go sub zero, despite being equally as bad and repetitive.

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cameron6731 13
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I think we all know who made a "shitty situation" joke and got thumbed down.

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shesaywha 19
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Naw. It's just the double standards on this site makes me laugh sometimes.

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extrasnipes 22
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That jokes must really pest him off

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SAGARCo 19
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You're pesting me off, that isn't proper grammar.

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Lalala579121 27
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I guess 42 just isn't punny enough.

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friedpwnadge 25
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This pun was so bad, I almost downvoted myself at first. I came on here expecting to see it hidden hahahahaha

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imnotc00l 10
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You should probably go to the hospital

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mds9986 24
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Yup. Blatant sign of a blood infection. If it "crawls" up to the heart/chest area, OP is dead.

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alexanderavatar 24
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don't sugar coat you forget to mention there tracker jackers and now his family is going to all die

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buckstop1 37
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Nah, just put some Neosporin on it, OP will be fine

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Philintheblankz 14
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Get a mosquito bite on your other wrist and you will look like popeye the sailor man.

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nomoreparty 11
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If op Smoke some weed with pipe instead of having spinach then he would be able to do that..

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tantanpanda 26
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No, that would make OP high as fuck.

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R2Y2 22
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Showing up to a hospital stoned sounds awful (op really should get it checked out)

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Talonshere 14
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Knowing you've been bitten must really be getting under your skin. but in all seriousness, get it checked out as soon as you can.

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thedoctor999 11
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That sounds more like a spider bite. Since it's going upward you really should see a doctor!

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invadermaythe1st 35
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might be a bug inside you?

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ragnarok1540 39
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I agree. It sounds like it might be a case of cutaneous larva migrants (an infection caused by a hookworm). These parasites may be found in the intestines of dogs, cats, and other animals and are spread through through skin contact with droppings on the ground or other surfaces. I highly recommend that you see a doctor soon. Also, wear shoes at all times when outdoors. If you have a pet, you may want to take them to a vet to get them de-wormed.

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SolarLunix 21
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This isn't a probably or a should or a maybe GO TO THE DOCTOR! If it's moved like that in less than a day and your doctor can't see you, GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM!

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