Miscellaneous: Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't...

By Anonymous - 29/05/2010 13:16 - Malaysia

Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML

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Same thing different taste

By stanDman - 21/01/2009 20:06 - Canada

Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML

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Classic mistake

By Anonymous - 18/08/2021 13:59

Today, I was getting ready for work and I sprayed my hair to stay in place, then went to spray deodorant under my arm, but noticed that it was super sticky. No wonder my hair spray smelled like baby powder, I'd confused one product with another. FML

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By mayoshampoo - 01/09/2014 16:59 - Canada - Toronto

Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML

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By Hair problems - 20/10/2018 12:00

Today, I woke up with greasy hair, despite taking a shower last night. After washing my hair several times and it not going away, I realized that yesterday I put aerosol deodorant in my hair instead of hairspray. FML

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By ParkerRommel - 27/01/2012 03:22 - United States

Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML

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Nice sheen

By Vicki - 23/07/2021 14:03 - Canada

Today, I accidentally used wood stain instead of hairspray. Surprisingly, it doesn't come out that easily. FML

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By spoiled22 - 12/10/2011 07:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was trying to change the batteries of my automatic room freshener. As I held it to my face to figure out where the batteries went, it started spraying on my face. FML

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By Delicious - 21/03/2016 02:09 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I used fly spray on my muffin tray instead of olive oil. FML

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Hurry up

By Anonymous - 28/05/2010 18:07 - United States

Today, while running late to my sister's wedding and rushing to get ready, I accidentally grabbed my travel size shaving cream can in place of my body spray, and quickly drew a blue foaming line across my rental tux. FML

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The pits

By BFF4L - 12/02/2024 22:00 - Canada

Today, I was running late for work and grabbed what I thought was my deodorant. Turns out, it was my husband's foot spray. Now I'm at the office smelling like a combination of roses and athlete's foot. FML

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littlejoe152 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 19:58

well the bugs wont go after you yaaaay!!!1

kallielou 10

Saturday 29 May 2010 19:57

That isn't so bad...

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ThatLooksSticky 16

Sunday 30 May 2010 0:07

I want to know who moderated this and said yes.

Emolove1994 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 0:08

did it work??

xxtheman15xx 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 1:16

lol ew must of smelt :s

mavericksurfer 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 1:49

and...? that is the stupidest thing to complain about. "today some one switched my water with soda. I drank it.". dumb bass.

talltalor 1

Sunday 30 May 2010 3:07

and children in Africa are dying of hunger. grow up you moron

emmasis 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 3:09

how is this an fml? just means you won't get bug bites

rjccccccc 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 3:13

the office = life

ryaldridge 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 5:59

it's alright OP. you'll still live and it couldve been worse.

1FFguru00 2

Sunday 30 May 2010 9:07

haha that's freaking awesome!!!

1LL337 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 23:56

YDI for not checking and bein oblivious

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Today, I left my job, fulfilling my one month's notice after receiving a job offer from a much better-paying role. After saying goodbye to everyone, I left the building. Not two minutes later, the company who was offering the new job called to say they'd changed their minds, and there was now no longer a job on offer. FML

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Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML

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Today, I came out of the closet. Now whenever I'm getting ready to go somewhere with my dad he says, "Lesgo, lesbo." FML

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Today, I finally admitted that I have to consider buying a nose hair trimmer. I'm a woman. FML

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Today, my wife asked me for a divorce, shortly after I found out she's been having an affair. Then our county placed us on quarantine for Covid-19. Now I'm stuck living with her until it goes away. FML

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