Miscellaneous: Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't...

By Anonymous - 29/05/2010 13:16 - Malaysia

Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML

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Same thing different taste

By stanDman - 21/01/2009 20:06 - Canada

Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML

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Classic mistake

By Anonymous - 18/08/2021 13:59

Today, I was getting ready for work and I sprayed my hair to stay in place, then went to spray deodorant under my arm, but noticed that it was super sticky. No wonder my hair spray smelled like baby powder, I'd confused one product with another. FML

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By mayoshampoo - 01/09/2014 16:59 - Canada - Toronto

Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML

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By Hair problems - 20/10/2018 12:00

Today, I woke up with greasy hair, despite taking a shower last night. After washing my hair several times and it not going away, I realized that yesterday I put aerosol deodorant in my hair instead of hairspray. FML

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By ParkerRommel - 27/01/2012 03:22 - United States

Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML

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Nice sheen

By Vicki - 23/07/2021 14:03 - Canada

Today, I accidentally used wood stain instead of hairspray. Surprisingly, it doesn't come out that easily. FML

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By spoiled22 - 12/10/2011 07:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was trying to change the batteries of my automatic room freshener. As I held it to my face to figure out where the batteries went, it started spraying on my face. FML

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By Delicious - 21/03/2016 02:09 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I used fly spray on my muffin tray instead of olive oil. FML

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Hurry up

By Anonymous - 28/05/2010 18:07 - United States

Today, while running late to my sister's wedding and rushing to get ready, I accidentally grabbed my travel size shaving cream can in place of my body spray, and quickly drew a blue foaming line across my rental tux. FML

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The pits

By BFF4L - 12/02/2024 22:00 - Canada

Today, I was running late for work and grabbed what I thought was my deodorant. Turns out, it was my husband's foot spray. Now I'm at the office smelling like a combination of roses and athlete's foot. FML

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littlejoe152 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 19:58

well the bugs wont go after you yaaaay!!!1

kallielou 10

Saturday 29 May 2010 19:57

That isn't so bad...

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weavermycutecat 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 20:19

and the problem is...?

dennis326us 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 20:24

at least u wouldn't worry about masquitos above ur head any more

jferx 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 20:25

oh. wow. fyl. bug spray. -_- how was this even approved?!

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Saturday 29 May 2010 20:35

Meh, ydi for not noticeing.

tylemire360 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 20:41

just wash your hair.

rawrimadinosour 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 20:50

At least you're gonna be bug free haha

HaveYouMetTed_fml 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 21:03

how can you not see that there was a giant roach printed on your spray ? YDI

mixeddbbygirl 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 21:03

I dnt see the fml just wash it out

Primus_fml 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 21:06

noob

triggerit 5

Saturday 29 May 2010 21:19

what's the problem... just use hairspray over it ...

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