Today, someone stole my coat. I can only imagine their surprise when they find the $3,000 engagement ring I bought earlier. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found the $3,200 engagement ring I dropped in my yard. I ran over it with my lawnmower. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, my engagement ring was seized by the police, and my fiancé was arrested on larceny charges. Both in the same visit. FML
Today, I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring I gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I got home early from work at 2am to find my girlfriend of 5 years missing. Upon further inspection, I caught the "other man" dropping her off out front. So much for the engagement ring I bought for her. FML
Today, I went to see a hockey game. The announcer asked if anybody found a ring in the stands, because a girl lost hers. While he talked about it, I realised that I forgot mine in my pocket, so I took MY ring and put it on my finger. A guy saw me and thought I stole the lost one. FML
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
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Top comments
DoctorsDaughter 11
Oh man, I hope you got insurance on the ring. That certainly sucks.
ajilon7 17
Wow, sorry about that. Hope things get better for you OP
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Comments (87)
False_Stupidity 42
One thing I know for sure, if I had a $3000 ring stored in a coat and I had nowhere else to store it then no matter how hot it gets, i'm not taking that coat off.
LocsOn 13
maybe thats a sign it isnt meant to be....
tournamentdecide 33
Maybe it's a sign OP had a nice coat
RandomUsername88 24
This requires a follow-up please!!
demonfacee 14
Next time, keep your valuables locked in your car. But still, FYL.
edog55555 14
Now that's a fml moment when he sells it for 50 bucks
noahsmith25 9
Why the hell would you take off a jacket in public that has a $3000 engagement ring in the pocket?
hk1998 8
Lucky them
2ru 14
If you have insurance on your home it should cover the theft.
bossyboots 5
How can you say he deserve it..like he ask for his stuff to be stolen
melooters 11
Wow