Today, someone stole my coat. I can only imagine their surprise when they find the $3,000 engagement ring I bought earlier. FML
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Today, I found the $3,200 engagement ring I dropped in my yard. I ran over it with my lawnmower. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, my engagement ring was seized by the police, and my fiancé was arrested on larceny charges. Both in the same visit. FML
Today, I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring I gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I got home early from work at 2am to find my girlfriend of 5 years missing. Upon further inspection, I caught the "other man" dropping her off out front. So much for the engagement ring I bought for her. FML
Today, I went to see a hockey game. The announcer asked if anybody found a ring in the stands, because a girl lost hers. While he talked about it, I realised that I forgot mine in my pocket, so I took MY ring and put it on my finger. A guy saw me and thought I stole the lost one. FML
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
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DoctorsDaughter 11
Oh man, I hope you got insurance on the ring. That certainly sucks.
ajilon7 17
Wow, sorry about that. Hope things get better for you OP
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Comments (87)
Awkward_915 3
Sorry to hear that, you are certainly having a bad day. On the bright side, maybe they will propose to someone special in their life?
Awkward_915 3
Depending on where the coat was taken from, perhaps it was just a mix up? Like 2 people going to the dentist, and they both have the same coat, and one takes the wrong coat when he leaves. If so they will likely return the ring to the secretary, so you should stop by there in a couple days, and see if anything was turned in.
Servatis 2
Faaaaakkeee bot post...too horrible to be true..
thepenguinz 2
Are you the same guy who had the 7 hour drive?? If so your life really does suck, sorry dude.
liesseling 13
That's horrid. hope you have some kind of insurance for it.
LRSandTJB412 8
No offense but...if there's an engagement ring in your coat pocket, you shouldn't let that coat out of your sight for one second. Trust no bitch.