Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while I was leaving a restaurant, the very handsome waiter, whom I had been trying to hit on all night, said to me, in front of everyone, "Why did you write your phone number on the table with hearts around it? You know I won't call you." FML
Today, I left work to find a note on my windshield that read, "I think you're cute," with a phone number written down as well. I got super excited and immediately dialed. The phone was answered by a woman laughing hysterically. It was my Mom. FML
Today, my friend asked me if I flirted with any girls during our shift. I said, "No, not any I could think of." He then told me there was a note on my windshield that said, "Call me" with a phone number on it. After my shift, I went to my car excited and read the note. It was just a penis. FML
Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML
Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML
Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML
Today, after having my car's oil changed, I asked the girl at the front desk for her number and she gave it to me, so I was excited all day. That night I texted her and she asked who it was and I told her my name, then she told me she gave her number out to a lot of customers, so she didn’t remember me. FML
Today, an attractive guy approached me and struck up a conversation. He was friendly and sweet, and gave me his number. As I walked away, my first thought was that someone had played a cruel joke on me. I've had such awful relationships that I can't recognize when someone is actually being sincere. FML
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML
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kiki009_fml 0
Guess that's why you shouldn't be so desperate and call random numbers left on your vehicle.
jj732 0
and dude obviously the guy is just.... something stupid... he was too douchey to walk up to you but creepy enough to magically find out what car you drove? and leave a post it on it? i'm sorry but i think you're lucky, lol, he sounds like a dumbass who thinks his pick up lines are good but still lives with mom. he's a matthew-mcconagay type.
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Comments (117)
blabbermouth26 0
Dang #12 but you win
Capnstinkfoot 0
MUHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
FuzzyWalnuts 0
#1 - I wish someone had posted right before you bc saying number 1 is pretty damn annoying. OP - the guy sounds like a creeper I'm surprised you even agreed to meet him.
lifeisnotlikecho 0
YDI for being human.
jncwmnd 0
um..i think you also would've been posting on here if things had gone differently also "Today i was in the store and some guy left me his number on my car saying how attractive I was. I thought everything was fine until we met up and he ended up raping me. FML" FYL for being desparate enough to call some creepo that watches you show up and go into a store while he basically hid in the parking lot.
chea_chea 0
I don't think your life is F'ed...you dodged a bullet, that guy sounds like a major douche. Just be glad you were "the wrong person" and didn't get involved in that. It's a good lesson for the next time some random person follows you and puts their number on your car, as a guy (if it were the other way around) I would probably just tear the number and drive off, no offense but people like that are single for a reason :/
infidelboy 0
YDI for calling and meeting a random person
pinkpooh123 0
Hahahaha number 12 thts hilarious!!!!!!! Lmao
fml_fml_fml9 0
I'm sorry but, I lol'd. Then I felt bad :(
lab2lb 0
haha thatd be hilarious if you guys met up and he was like a fat 67 year old guy who looked like a pedophile: "oh, not you, I was looking for the platinum blonde with the skimpy clothes"