Transportation: Today, somebody stopped by the front desk at the hotel I work...

By HotelClerk - 22/01/2010 06:37 - United States

Today, somebody stopped by the front desk at the hotel I work at to report a vehicle had its headlights on. I wrote down the info, including the plate. Hours later, after my shift was over, I finally realized that it was MY vehicle. The battery was dead. FML

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By ZINGER - 14/11/2009 06:02 - United States

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By Blake Lawrence - 26/11/2012 18:59 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be cute to leave a love letter in my car while I was at work. She left my lights on. I got a dead battery. FML

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By JerseyGirl - 04/09/2009 16:52 - United States

Today, I went out to my car to run some errands. It wouldn't start. I called AAA, only to find out my battery wasn't dead, it was stolen. FML

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By 4themoneh - 05/04/2011 05:10 - United States

Today, I arrived twenty minutes early for my opening shift at work, so I decided to turn on the radio and wait in my nice warm car. I woke up two hours later with twelve missed calls from my boss and a dead car battery. FML

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By truth - 10/02/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2024 13:00 - United States

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Jump start

By stupidlights - 07/05/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I left my lights on in my car, which I only realized at lunchtime, so I made sure to turn the lights off, and tried to start it. The battery was dead, so I called my dad to jump start it before I got back from my game. I later came back from the game and the lights were on. He'd left the lights on after jump starting it. FML

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By icefly - 29/07/2016 15:39 - United States - Orlando

Today, I've owned my dream car for 11 days. Someone backed into it while it parked at work, and drove away without leaving a note. A man at a nearby business knows who did it but won't tell me because it was one of his customers. FML

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By bob - 22/10/2011 04:55 - Canada

Today, I got into a pretty heated argument with my boss. On my way out the door I told him he would be lucky if I came back to work. Unfortunately, I left the interior light on in my truck and it drained the battery. I had to go back in and ask for a jump. FML

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By bummer - 25/11/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I went to drive my mom's car for a change. It wouldn't start, so I open the hood. Someone had stolen the battery. I go to start my own car so I can drive to the police station to report the theft, and discover someone siphoned off my gas. FML

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playnejayne 0

Friday 22 January 2010 16:01

you definately deserved it for not knowing the details of your own car.

junying 0

Friday 22 January 2010 16:04

don't you know your own car plate number? o.O

Comments

Twinklestar 0

Friday 22 January 2010 20:29

What exactly did I misspell...

him51772 0

Friday 22 January 2010 21:04

fake unless he really is so stupid as to not know what make or colour his car is and doesnt know his own plates.

KurouTenshi 0

Friday 22 January 2010 21:29

you can has fail, I can has YOUR cheeseburger xD

afarr 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 2:19

Nooo not mah cheezburger! that r my only noms! Shawie? that mah thing btw spread it!

powersticks 16

Friday 22 January 2010 21:37

I don't even have a car and I know that you should know your own license plate number.

premiermois 5

Friday 22 January 2010 21:56

So...? Find some jumper cables and a person to help and jump it. Simple fix. Living in a state like this, you need to have jumper cables. Then again, seeing as you are clearly not the sharpest tack in the drawer in the first place you just may blow yourself up by doing it incorrectly.

ginwl 0

Friday 22 January 2010 22:36

Wow, no wonder you're a hotel clerk with a brain like that.

chadwick110480 0

Friday 22 January 2010 22:51

YDI. Think much . . . guess not.

escapenowx 0

Friday 22 January 2010 23:28

you guys are just omg. you know maybe she just got new plates or maybe she was having a busy day and didn't realize what the man was saying. and she didn't say the information the guy told her. the guy couldve just said the license plate number. the OP is limited on what to say - give it a rest and cut her some slack