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By dreefsa - 05/02/2012 08:08 - United States

Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2022 06:00

Today, a guy hit my car, and I threatened to sue him after he started the conversation rudely. He told me to go ahead, because he doesn’t have any money or a job anyway, then because from his perspective he had nothing else really to lose, he kicked my ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 16:52 - United States

Today, a drunk driver drove his car through my mailbox. He got pissed, started yelling, and threatened to sue me for "putting the mailbox in the middle of the road". If my front lawn is a road, I'm going to have some serious issues. FML

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By Garrett - 10/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Vista

Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML

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By sam - 17/01/2011 03:32

Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML

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By notyourparkingspot - 25/05/2017 16:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, a guy who lives in my condo complex threatened to take my husband and me to small claims court. Why? He was mad about the $300 fine to get his truck back after it was towed, because he was parked in our spot. FML

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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By eyeleanify - 10/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

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By Mayshod - 03/05/2011 12:04

Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML

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jeezburger12 10

Sunday 5 February 2012 15:52

I just hate stupid people...

Lady98K 4

Sunday 5 February 2012 15:54

Tell him he's a ******* idiot. And threaten to sue him for being stupid enough to hit a parked car. Escpecially one IN YOUR DRIVEWAY.

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ashleybabe85 0

Sunday 5 February 2012 19:08

cease* seize means to grasp/take something

ngarcia333 0

Sunday 5 February 2012 19:16

Kick him in the nuts!

LianLover 0

Sunday 5 February 2012 19:40

Some people are such idiots You should sue him

Greendaycheese 12

Sunday 5 February 2012 19:58

Sooo threaten to counter sue. The dudes in the wrong !

ManWhatsoever 6

Sunday 5 February 2012 20:30

That's why I got collision insurance cuz a lot of bloody stupid out there

hawkey126 0

Sunday 5 February 2012 20:38

I moderated this!

diesel1226 0

Sunday 5 February 2012 20:51

Sue him for **** sucking with the intent to swallow. It is punishable by multipal he-bitch man-slaps in rapid succession.

rattusrattus 18

Sunday 5 February 2012 22:49

Hey, no demonizing the honourable legions of cocksuckers!

causticgirl 6

Sunday 5 February 2012 21:06

How's he supose to drive on the lawn if you park where he likes to jump the curb?

JayDeLaGhetto 7

Sunday 5 February 2012 21:19

That's when "his ass is in a position that's impossible not to kick it"

tmjordan98 2

Sunday 5 February 2012 21:33

You should sue for like violation of property or something cause he did hit YOUR car on YOUR property

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