Anonymous
Palmdale, United States
Today, out of partying reflex, I downed Communion wine like a vodka shot. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
shartface12
San Jose, United States
Hair of the dog
Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML
tryandtryagain
United Kingdom
Today, while waiting on tables at work, I was carrying a glass of red wine when I lost balance and spilt it everywhere. After cleaning the floor and myself up and after refilling a new glass, I did exactly the same thing again. FML
Anonymous
Philippines
Nice try
Today, I got drunk until morning at a college friend's apartment with bunch of strangers. Some officials came in due to the noise and I tried to scare them away by pretending to sing a latin song of worship I made up, thinking they'd respect the gathering if it was a religious one. FML
Anonymous
Today, the water was shut off, so I had to wash down my anti convulsants, anti depressants and sleep aids with an old, flat, non-alcoholic beer from the night before. I don't think I've ever had a more mentally dysfunctional cocktail. FML
Anonymous
Lightweight
Today, I have a hangover. From one small glass of pink Cava. FML
gingerbread
Yerevan, Armenia
Geyser
Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML
Anonymous
United States
Wine about it
Today, as a recovering alcoholic, I'm at a conference where letting loose is expected and, to a point, encouraged. I've been sober for 2.5 years and am pretty sure I managed to piss off just about everyone with how miserable I was listening to them describe my former favorite mixed drinks and shots. I miss wine. FML
scheisse
Herne, Germany
Today, I held a house party. For fun, I made sure all the beer was alcohol-free, so I could see which of my friends would be weak-minded enough to end up acting drunk. Three did. I was one of them. FML
Thefaller
Today, I went to my first university party already a little drunk. I perched on the end of a table to cool off from the dancing and the whole table tipped over and dumped me onto the floor. I was promptly laughed out of the room. FML
rookiemistake
San Francisco, United States
The mouthfeel
Today, I went to a wine tasting for the first time. I copied the experienced people around me by swishing the wine around in my mouth, which I then choked on and spit out all over my white blouse. FML
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beddington 7
Time for AA.
perdix 31
Did you belt out a big "Woo-hoo!" afterwards?
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worldclassrager 41
Unfortunately I do the same thing...
danonno 5
I swear this is going to be me one day!
egggoop 3
I may have done this with a sample of orange flavored water...
lochiamochia 25
There's nothing wrong with drinking or partying. It's all in moderation: how you do it, when you do it, where you do it, with whom you do it, and why you do it.
iwadasn 33
If OP parties so much that they down any beverage like a shot by reflex, I think it's safe to say they aren't practicing moderation.
FelicityWishes 32
One of the best fmls I have read.
starcravingmad 5
Considering communion wine is served in mini cups the size of thimbles, or at least they are in the Lutheran church, I don't see how this is a problem? Besides, communion wine tastes awful, I thought slamming it back was standard procedure.
ksks1234 33
Lutherans don't just use grape juice? Every Protestant church I have attended used grape juice. The Catholic Church has a chalice that everyone drinks from.
Calingaladha 21
No, Lutherans will use wine as well.
starcravingmad 5
They serve both wine and grape juice in the Lutheran church. The grape juice is primarily for children, but you get to choose which you'd prefer. I suppose downing a chalice *would* make a lot more sense in this FML, thanks for enlightening me. Although I gotta say, man, I'm glad whenever I was forced to take communion as a kid I got my own cup. I am way too OCD and germaphobic to have to share with so many people.
biologymajor1992 7
CHUG CHUG CHUG!
ariellove1992 8
This is why I don't go to church
bigpops 12
sinner....
kasmol 16
Its okay if you shoot the sacramental wine, just so long as you don't ask the priest if he wants to eat the worm.