Anonymous
Palmdale, United States
Today, out of partying reflex, I downed Communion wine like a vodka shot. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
shartface12
San Jose, United States
Hair of the dog
Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML
tryandtryagain
United Kingdom
Today, while waiting on tables at work, I was carrying a glass of red wine when I lost balance and spilt it everywhere. After cleaning the floor and myself up and after refilling a new glass, I did exactly the same thing again. FML
Anonymous
Philippines
Nice try
Today, I got drunk until morning at a college friend's apartment with bunch of strangers. Some officials came in due to the noise and I tried to scare them away by pretending to sing a latin song of worship I made up, thinking they'd respect the gathering if it was a religious one. FML
Anonymous
Today, the water was shut off, so I had to wash down my anti convulsants, anti depressants and sleep aids with an old, flat, non-alcoholic beer from the night before. I don't think I've ever had a more mentally dysfunctional cocktail. FML
Anonymous
Lightweight
Today, I have a hangover. From one small glass of pink Cava. FML
gingerbread
Yerevan, Armenia
Geyser
Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML
Anonymous
United States
Wine about it
Today, as a recovering alcoholic, I'm at a conference where letting loose is expected and, to a point, encouraged. I've been sober for 2.5 years and am pretty sure I managed to piss off just about everyone with how miserable I was listening to them describe my former favorite mixed drinks and shots. I miss wine. FML
scheisse
Herne, Germany
Today, I held a house party. For fun, I made sure all the beer was alcohol-free, so I could see which of my friends would be weak-minded enough to end up acting drunk. Three did. I was one of them. FML
Thefaller
Today, I went to my first university party already a little drunk. I perched on the end of a table to cool off from the dancing and the whole table tipped over and dumped me onto the floor. I was promptly laughed out of the room. FML
rookiemistake
San Francisco, United States
The mouthfeel
Today, I went to a wine tasting for the first time. I copied the experienced people around me by swishing the wine around in my mouth, which I then choked on and spit out all over my white blouse. FML
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beddington 7
Time for AA.
perdix 31
Did you belt out a big "Woo-hoo!" afterwards?
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Comments (129)
JoshuahColins 19
"Reflex"
Obey_StudBoii 23
Control your drinking habits. Church isn't a place to be fooling around.
ArianaLuvU 14
Maybe you should ease up on the hard liquor for a while op...
SmittyJA24 26
You call it "reflex"; I call it "habit".
barlos88 19
Yep, it's those same party reflexes that made op blow one of the alter boys after. Dam You Party Reflexes!
Ari1337 15
they blow up alter boys at parties now? damn, I've been missing out.
RedFox29 10
I do that every time!
nathangains 2
I don't know what to rate this because this is awesome.
Krystal3408 32
How do you not deserve this?
Kirke910 7
This made my day
caohm 18
these comments hitting worse than than batman's hawmakers against bane. *sprints back inside to escape the torrential Tsunami of people thumbing him down to hell*