Today, our midterm exams were returned in my urban politics class. I had studied hard and scored 86%. The blonde girl next to me got a 92. Earlier in the semester she had asked me what state Detroit was in. FML
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Today, I asked my classmate if she was ready for the final tomorrow and she said it was yesterday. I'm not a bad student - I have 90+ average in the class - but the final was 50% of my grade. FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Today, I got the best grade in class on my economics midterm. Rather than tell me I did a good job, my professor criticized me in front of everyone about how I was working "too hard". FML
Today, I got my first university math midterm back. I did so bad that my teacher put a sadface on the first page. FML
Today, I found out I got a 97 on my physics final exam. I was curious about the question I missed, so I went up to my teacher and asked. He was very confused and checked my grade again before telling me, "Oh my bad, it was meant to be a 79." FML
Today, my friend asked me how I did on my test. I got an 85%. She asked me what my secret was, and I said, "I'm just smart." She replied, "No you're not. How did you pull it off?" FML
Today, I discovered that when my professor had said "For every A there will be an F," he was deadly serious. I earned a 94% mark, which in this class is known as a D. FML
Today, I finished an exam in physics class. It counts for 40% of our grade. As I handed my paper in to my teacher, she said to the whole class while talking about me, "You did this wrong; this isn't how you do it." FML
Today, I had my final economics exam, and needed to ace it, or else I would fail the entire module. After studying all day yesterday, and pulling an all-nighter today, I managed to pull it off and get a perfect score. Unfortunately, my teacher didn't believe that it was possible, and accused me of cheating. Now I may be thrown out of college. FML
Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML
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biancagolden 0
I didn't know either.. =/ But I'm Australian, so that's kind of excusable? D:
WishfullThinker 18
Like, wasn't it in Chicago or something?
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shoeaddiikt 0
She probably slept with the teacher; that's what people seem to assume whenever a blonde does well.
tannarox 0
And you were their brain-dead, illegitimate lovechild.
cass1_l0ve 13
Okay SERIOUSLY?!? I've been accused of sleeping with my teachers before because SOMEHOW blonde is connected, not only to dumb, but to *****. I don't get it! I'm #13 in my class of 5,000 and I'm blonde! Everyone assumes I'm whoreing around because I'm supposed to be dumb and ditsy, but nobody can accept the fact that HEY GUESS WHAT! IM ACTUALLY SMART!!!! -.- your a dick.
threer 30
Yes, because all girls who receive good grades sleep with their professors..
citygirlnomore 0
er.. i dont really know that either..but im not dumb. then again im not american
Yatta_fml 0
Why mention she is blond? Does this have any bearing on the teat results? Maybe, since she studied for a test, she actually is capable of getting a great grade. You, on the other hand, are shallow enough base expectations on a glance; her looks and a single question. Maybe if you dropped the holier than thou additude and spent a little of that time doing somehing constructive, you'd not only have the test results you want... But! Even more importantly, you'd stop bitching about your decent grade while putting others down for their hard work.
Gavik 0
Sounds like another butthurt blond who couldn't get ahead in life without blowing someone. Goback2kitchen.
quintus5446 0
or maybe she thought you were a little cutie-o and was just trying to come up with any subject to talk to you; you know, break the ice... and since it seems as though you wrote her off as a moron and subsequently treated her as such, you lost your chance, got your ass schooled, and are now crying about your little va-jay-jay hurt feelings to strangers who hate you. Nice one.
Alexifish 0
haha **like**
anjyu22 0
Not remembering what state Detroit is in does not make you stupid. It does, however, make you bad at geography.
CallMeHush 1
She must have found someone smarter than you to help with the answers then.
1990TD 6
What #20 says. I'm blond as well and I'm also highly gifted.
perdix 31
Actually, if you are female, you are blonde. And a lot of blondes are very gifted, only not in scholastic matters.
Suaria 38
That's funny. I have all A's in my 7 classes and I'm blonde. Just because someone is blonde, does not mean they are automatically stupid. That is a stereotype.
betamaxjim92 0
She must've blown the teacher for the answers :)
threer 30
Of course! Because females with good grades, after trying to break the ice or after a brain fart, must sleep with their professor to get good grades.. Duh!
mura_fml 0
I think the OP meant that blond=hot and hot+stupid+ 92% = sleeping with the prof. And c'mon, Detroit is a major city, it's basic knowledge for an American college student to know where it is. I know it and I'm European.
rx0829 0
Depending on your major, the geography of the US is completely irrelevant. I have not, nor will I ever in my 6 years of college have to take a geography class.
mad_molly 0
I had to google what state it's in, but I knew it started with M... I wonder if you guys could name all the capitals of the states in Australia, or the capital of NZ?
quantum_insanity 0
To be fair though, most people from places other than America are exposed to a lot of American TV so we learn the major cities and states that way. People from America are so likely to get it the other way around, especially from small places like NZ. I'm from NZ and I'm not sure I could tell you all the states in Australia either.