Today, our midterm exams were returned in my urban politics class. I had studied hard and scored 86%. The blonde girl next to me got a 92. Earlier in the semester she had asked me what state Detroit was in. FML
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Today, I asked my classmate if she was ready for the final tomorrow and she said it was yesterday. I'm not a bad student - I have 90+ average in the class - but the final was 50% of my grade. FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Today, I got the best grade in class on my economics midterm. Rather than tell me I did a good job, my professor criticized me in front of everyone about how I was working "too hard". FML
Today, I got my first university math midterm back. I did so bad that my teacher put a sadface on the first page. FML
Today, I found out I got a 97 on my physics final exam. I was curious about the question I missed, so I went up to my teacher and asked. He was very confused and checked my grade again before telling me, "Oh my bad, it was meant to be a 79." FML
Today, my friend asked me how I did on my test. I got an 85%. She asked me what my secret was, and I said, "I'm just smart." She replied, "No you're not. How did you pull it off?" FML
Today, I discovered that when my professor had said "For every A there will be an F," he was deadly serious. I earned a 94% mark, which in this class is known as a D. FML
Today, I finished an exam in physics class. It counts for 40% of our grade. As I handed my paper in to my teacher, she said to the whole class while talking about me, "You did this wrong; this isn't how you do it." FML
Today, I had my final economics exam, and needed to ace it, or else I would fail the entire module. After studying all day yesterday, and pulling an all-nighter today, I managed to pull it off and get a perfect score. Unfortunately, my teacher didn't believe that it was possible, and accused me of cheating. Now I may be thrown out of college. FML
Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML
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biancagolden 0
I didn't know either.. =/ But I'm Australian, so that's kind of excusable? D:
WishfullThinker 18
Like, wasn't it in Chicago or something?
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triplethreat 0
The OP is just stating that it's a slap in the face that someone who doesn't know what state Detroit is in scored higher on the same test as her. For all you Americans who don't know that answer. Get off FML and go read a book, or 2... or 10.
idkweird 0
And I think everyone else is pointing out that she may have had a brain block for a moment. Ive asked stupid questions before, as I'm sure you have in the past, as well. Everyone has those moments where they can't think of something.
ohcanaduh 0
dumb blondes, what are ya gonna do.
razz122 5
What does this have to do with you.
ANTONKR 0
what state is detroit in????
SliceOfVanilla 0
I would put YLS but it'd turn 6666 and I don't want to be the one to do that.
dzizzle 0
Maybe she was asking a deeper metaphysical question about the state Detroit is in (it's not pretty). A sort of "state of the city" question.
soccerdill10 0
Thats just like saying do you know where annapolis is. do you know where it is? YDI in the ass for being suched a douche
suckishfather 0
YDI for distinguishing the color of her hair first. You do realize that the color of your hair has NOTHING to do with smarts, right? hair is dead skin. is a blonde person's skin stupid too?
Dr_Diaper 0
I love how asking what state Detroit is in is suppose to be a ridiculous question (according to the person who posted this)
christinaaaaa 0
Detroit's in Michigan, duhh. It's where I'm from and it's awesome! :)