Today, our midterm exams were returned in my urban politics class. I had studied hard and scored 86%. The blonde girl next to me got a 92. Earlier in the semester she had asked me what state Detroit was in. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my classmate if she was ready for the final tomorrow and she said it was yesterday. I'm not a bad student - I have 90+ average in the class - but the final was 50% of my grade. FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Today, I got the best grade in class on my economics midterm. Rather than tell me I did a good job, my professor criticized me in front of everyone about how I was working "too hard". FML
Today, I got my first university math midterm back. I did so bad that my teacher put a sadface on the first page. FML
Today, I found out I got a 97 on my physics final exam. I was curious about the question I missed, so I went up to my teacher and asked. He was very confused and checked my grade again before telling me, "Oh my bad, it was meant to be a 79." FML
Today, my friend asked me how I did on my test. I got an 85%. She asked me what my secret was, and I said, "I'm just smart." She replied, "No you're not. How did you pull it off?" FML
Today, I discovered that when my professor had said "For every A there will be an F," he was deadly serious. I earned a 94% mark, which in this class is known as a D. FML
Today, I finished an exam in physics class. It counts for 40% of our grade. As I handed my paper in to my teacher, she said to the whole class while talking about me, "You did this wrong; this isn't how you do it." FML
Today, I had my final economics exam, and needed to ace it, or else I would fail the entire module. After studying all day yesterday, and pulling an all-nighter today, I managed to pull it off and get a perfect score. Unfortunately, my teacher didn't believe that it was possible, and accused me of cheating. Now I may be thrown out of college. FML
Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML
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biancagolden 0
I didn't know either.. =/ But I'm Australian, so that's kind of excusable? D:
WishfullThinker 18
Like, wasn't it in Chicago or something?
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npk88 0
If she had asked you what state Oklahoma City is in...or even worse (and someone has asked me this before) what state New York City is in...that would be a little more hilarious
Toria94 0
I got an A* in my RE exam i did last week. I'm blonde. I don't take RE. YDI for assuming she can't possibly be intelligent if she is blonde. YDI also for being jealous. My friends all laughed about my exam score in RE and they DO take the course. Get over it.
repyourcliche 0
i'll get this one... um, why would you take a test for a subject you don't do? and RE? come on. not exactly brain surgery.
Toria94 0
RE is a compulsory subject for our school unless you take double languages which i do. German and French. I had a seat number in the exam and so therefore had to turn up.
blastvortex 4
Mmm'kay... and that's supposed to mean what, by chance? Thanks for the non sequitur, OP. Stop being a dumbass.
theteal 0
Took the words right out of my mouth! OP YDI
louie111887 0
61 are you serious dude ? detroit is michigan bro . but you were being sarcastic
smartieee 0
YDI for mentioning the fact she was blonde.
c0w 0
So....because she doesn't know where 1 city out of several million is, she's too stupid to do better than you? I must have missed the memo stating that you're an idiot for not knowing one tiny little fact (just because it's an obvious fact to you does not mean it is to the rest of the world).
Frosc 0
Really not that bad, my sis once asked me if Mexico was in Europe....
_Rubix_ 0
Cleary she's just better than you. Stop being so jealous, if you have to be better than the blonde girl study harder instead of insulting her over the internet. YDI
firemarine3 2
Sounds like someone did a little more extra credit than you did ;-)