Today, our midterm exams were returned in my urban politics class. I had studied hard and scored 86%. The blonde girl next to me got a 92. Earlier in the semester she had asked me what state Detroit was in. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I asked my classmate if she was ready for the final tomorrow and she said it was yesterday. I'm not a bad student - I have 90+ average in the class - but the final was 50% of my grade. FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Today, I got the best grade in class on my economics midterm. Rather than tell me I did a good job, my professor criticized me in front of everyone about how I was working "too hard". FML
Today, I got my first university math midterm back. I did so bad that my teacher put a sadface on the first page. FML
My bad
Today, I found out I got a 97 on my physics final exam. I was curious about the question I missed, so I went up to my teacher and asked. He was very confused and checked my grade again before telling me, "Oh my bad, it was meant to be a 79." FML
Assumption
Today, my friend asked me how I did on my test. I got an 85%. She asked me what my secret was, and I said, "I'm just smart." She replied, "No you're not. How did you pull it off?" FML
Today, I discovered that when my professor had said "For every A there will be an F," he was deadly serious. I earned a 94% mark, which in this class is known as a D. FML
Shut down
Today, I finished an exam in physics class. It counts for 40% of our grade. As I handed my paper in to my teacher, she said to the whole class while talking about me, "You did this wrong; this isn't how you do it." FML
Today, I had my final economics exam, and needed to ace it, or else I would fail the entire module. After studying all day yesterday, and pulling an all-nighter today, I managed to pull it off and get a perfect score. Unfortunately, my teacher didn't believe that it was possible, and accused me of cheating. Now I may be thrown out of college. FML
Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML
Top comments
biancagolden 0
I didn't know either.. =/ But I'm Australian, so that's kind of excusable? D:
WishfullThinker 18
Like, wasn't it in Chicago or something?
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0h_Boy 26
At least she didn't ask what the capital of Detroit was. Besides, what does not knowing where the city is located have anything to do with her knowledge of what's being taught in the class?
stephkristine 13
Us blondes have a plan. We come off as stupid but secretly, we smarter then you believe. (:
Dilwann 27
Unless your mothertongue isn't English, you just failed your plan :) * we are * than
Enzi_fml 21
Maybe she wasn't from the states ... I just moved to the U.S. and I don't know shit about the states and cities. Doesn't mean I can't learn politics.
charvisioku 22
You're doing politics, not geography.
wildmonkey 16
What does being blonde have to do with it? Stereotypically mean. Shes just smarter than you.
nicholasj96 9
Got lucky with the eenie meenie minie moe ?
CliffyB03 28
We all know how she got the grade
maty172 14
She is smarter than you, your an asshole.
doglover100 29
You still got a good grade.
blondie147 10
and she still did better than you.