Today, our midterm exams were returned in my urban politics class. I had studied hard and scored 86%. The blonde girl next to me got a 92. Earlier in the semester she had asked me what state Detroit was in. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my classmate if she was ready for the final tomorrow and she said it was yesterday. I'm not a bad student - I have 90+ average in the class - but the final was 50% of my grade. FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Today, I got the best grade in class on my economics midterm. Rather than tell me I did a good job, my professor criticized me in front of everyone about how I was working "too hard". FML
Today, I got my first university math midterm back. I did so bad that my teacher put a sadface on the first page. FML
Today, I found out I got a 97 on my physics final exam. I was curious about the question I missed, so I went up to my teacher and asked. He was very confused and checked my grade again before telling me, "Oh my bad, it was meant to be a 79." FML
Today, my friend asked me how I did on my test. I got an 85%. She asked me what my secret was, and I said, "I'm just smart." She replied, "No you're not. How did you pull it off?" FML
Today, I discovered that when my professor had said "For every A there will be an F," he was deadly serious. I earned a 94% mark, which in this class is known as a D. FML
Today, I finished an exam in physics class. It counts for 40% of our grade. As I handed my paper in to my teacher, she said to the whole class while talking about me, "You did this wrong; this isn't how you do it." FML
Today, I had my final economics exam, and needed to ace it, or else I would fail the entire module. After studying all day yesterday, and pulling an all-nighter today, I managed to pull it off and get a perfect score. Unfortunately, my teacher didn't believe that it was possible, and accused me of cheating. Now I may be thrown out of college. FML
Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML
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biancagolden 0
I didn't know either.. =/ But I'm Australian, so that's kind of excusable? D:
WishfullThinker 18
Like, wasn't it in Chicago or something?
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Comments (304)
live2swim 5
He's smarter than u- you IS stupid. I mean really if your going to call someone stupid at least look smarter than them
Fay303 5
Being blonde doesn't automatically mean you are a total moron. I'm blonde. I just graduated top of my class. Just FYI not everyone knows which state capital goes to which state. It's easy to get them confused. Don't be a dick just because a girl got a better score than you.
rodonz94 0
Op, Why do you even mention this girl has blonde hair? You could have easily left that part out. Stereotypical
you_failed 15
She most likely studied just as hard as you did. Just because she is blonde doesn't mean you can underestimate her intelligence.
capnbzarr 43
You deserved it. Everybody deserves the grades they earn (by definition), but especially because you felt the need to point out her hair color, you deserve for her to be smarter than you.
apocalyptic_1125 0
She's sucking that dick.
setsuna9 25
Why is pointing out the hair color a big deal? Op was trying to explain that this girl fit the stereotypical "dumb blonde" persona, which is why he was mad. He was not trying to wage a war on every blonde person who ever existed...
cheer4everever 0
Wt state IS Detroit in?
kittykail13 2
Damn, I am going with you're the dumbass here. What's wrong with asking where Detroit is? Does not make a person dumb. Many people could not tell you where big cities are located. YDI big time.
guci101 14
France. It's in France.