Today, our midterm exams were returned in my urban politics class. I had studied hard and scored 86%. The blonde girl next to me got a 92. Earlier in the semester she had asked me what state Detroit was in. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my classmate if she was ready for the final tomorrow and she said it was yesterday. I'm not a bad student - I have 90+ average in the class - but the final was 50% of my grade. FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Today, I got the best grade in class on my economics midterm. Rather than tell me I did a good job, my professor criticized me in front of everyone about how I was working "too hard". FML
Today, I got my first university math midterm back. I did so bad that my teacher put a sadface on the first page. FML
Today, I found out I got a 97 on my physics final exam. I was curious about the question I missed, so I went up to my teacher and asked. He was very confused and checked my grade again before telling me, "Oh my bad, it was meant to be a 79." FML
Today, my friend asked me how I did on my test. I got an 85%. She asked me what my secret was, and I said, "I'm just smart." She replied, "No you're not. How did you pull it off?" FML
Today, I discovered that when my professor had said "For every A there will be an F," he was deadly serious. I earned a 94% mark, which in this class is known as a D. FML
Today, I finished an exam in physics class. It counts for 40% of our grade. As I handed my paper in to my teacher, she said to the whole class while talking about me, "You did this wrong; this isn't how you do it." FML
Today, I had my final economics exam, and needed to ace it, or else I would fail the entire module. After studying all day yesterday, and pulling an all-nighter today, I managed to pull it off and get a perfect score. Unfortunately, my teacher didn't believe that it was possible, and accused me of cheating. Now I may be thrown out of college. FML
Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML
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biancagolden 0
I didn't know either.. =/ But I'm Australian, so that's kind of excusable? D:
WishfullThinker 18
Like, wasn't it in Chicago or something?
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starfish7 18
Smart people ask lots of questions.
MRVOlivia 22
She slept with the teacher
lokitachikis 0
I have a 3.8 GPA.. Nd I totally forgot what state Detroit is in(x stop being so harsh. Nd she's blonde,? so what,? a blonde girl at my school was saludictorian. maybe you're just jealous.
buddy565 7
That's not funny just cuz she's blond doesn't mean she's stupid.
Cookiegirl222 0
Blondes are just as smart as anyone else. How would you feel if someone thought you were dumb because of you hair color? YDI
dac220 2
u is stupid
live2swim 5
1. That's still a pretty good score 2. Not everybody know that 3. Don't be so stereotypical not all blondes are stupid
bjnono001 20
This would be so funny if OP was Asian. XD
live2swim 5
1. That's still a pretty good scores 2. Don't be so stereotypical, most blondes aren't stupid
live2swim 5
Seriously MakeaScene detroit is a city in michigan, definitely not a state