Today, our midterm exams were returned in my urban politics class. I had studied hard and scored 86%. The blonde girl next to me got a 92. Earlier in the semester she had asked me what state Detroit was in. FML
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Today, I asked my classmate if she was ready for the final tomorrow and she said it was yesterday. I'm not a bad student - I have 90+ average in the class - but the final was 50% of my grade. FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Today, I got the best grade in class on my economics midterm. Rather than tell me I did a good job, my professor criticized me in front of everyone about how I was working "too hard". FML
Today, I got my first university math midterm back. I did so bad that my teacher put a sadface on the first page. FML
Today, I found out I got a 97 on my physics final exam. I was curious about the question I missed, so I went up to my teacher and asked. He was very confused and checked my grade again before telling me, "Oh my bad, it was meant to be a 79." FML
Today, my friend asked me how I did on my test. I got an 85%. She asked me what my secret was, and I said, "I'm just smart." She replied, "No you're not. How did you pull it off?" FML
Today, I discovered that when my professor had said "For every A there will be an F," he was deadly serious. I earned a 94% mark, which in this class is known as a D. FML
Today, I finished an exam in physics class. It counts for 40% of our grade. As I handed my paper in to my teacher, she said to the whole class while talking about me, "You did this wrong; this isn't how you do it." FML
Today, I had my final economics exam, and needed to ace it, or else I would fail the entire module. After studying all day yesterday, and pulling an all-nighter today, I managed to pull it off and get a perfect score. Unfortunately, my teacher didn't believe that it was possible, and accused me of cheating. Now I may be thrown out of college. FML
Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML
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biancagolden 0
I didn't know either.. =/ But I'm Australian, so that's kind of excusable? D:
WishfullThinker 18
Like, wasn't it in Chicago or something?
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blondechic 0
bitch I'm blonde and I'm the top in all my classes so shut up sometimes ppl ask stupid questions u probably have too and maybe she is just smarter than u
OohAah01 0
So the test taught you a more important (and life-long) lesson.
babylon_pride 0
Everyone has a stupid moment from time to time. I have an A in my Calc 2 class and had to check with my mother today about how many ounces are in a gallon as I forgot. Plus, hair color is nothing. You should've studied harder. Don't blame someone else because you hate what YOU did.
ensemble 0
stop judging people based on their looks or on stereotypes. as one of the commenters above said, "So the test taught you a more important (and life-long) lesson."
Thunderbender 2
Wtf does knowing what state Detroit is in have to do with politics? Do ya mind stringing together that train of thought so that it makes sense? And just because she didnt know that it was in Michigan doesnt make her stupid, it just means she was never taught where Detroit was, big deal. EVERYONE as something that most people know that they dont, even the smartest people. This was just her thing And I like how you mentioned that she was blonde as if that has anything to do with the story?
FruitSalad4225 0
YDI for referring to her as "blonde girl."
CPHS2011 0
steriotypical **** being blonde has nothing to do with it!!You are just aa dumb ass.
COBRAMORPH 0
#96, the dumb blonde **** obviously thinks that a 9 & 2 is a higher score than a 1 & two zeros. This is why women shouldnt be allowed in school. All they need to do is suck some ****, & they get all A's.
SuckMyVote 0
urban politics is a bullshit class anyways
payton9696 0
Dude, your acting like she lives in Michigan. I live in michigan and detroit is a poor city going trough alot of problems. Its not common sense to know things like that.