Today, our midterm exams were returned in my urban politics class. I had studied hard and scored 86%. The blonde girl next to me got a 92. Earlier in the semester she had asked me what state Detroit was in. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I asked my classmate if she was ready for the final tomorrow and she said it was yesterday. I'm not a bad student - I have 90+ average in the class - but the final was 50% of my grade. FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Today, I got the best grade in class on my economics midterm. Rather than tell me I did a good job, my professor criticized me in front of everyone about how I was working "too hard". FML
Today, I got my first university math midterm back. I did so bad that my teacher put a sadface on the first page. FML
Today, I found out I got a 97 on my physics final exam. I was curious about the question I missed, so I went up to my teacher and asked. He was very confused and checked my grade again before telling me, "Oh my bad, it was meant to be a 79." FML
Today, my friend asked me how I did on my test. I got an 85%. She asked me what my secret was, and I said, "I'm just smart." She replied, "No you're not. How did you pull it off?" FML
Today, I discovered that when my professor had said "For every A there will be an F," he was deadly serious. I earned a 94% mark, which in this class is known as a D. FML
Today, I finished an exam in physics class. It counts for 40% of our grade. As I handed my paper in to my teacher, she said to the whole class while talking about me, "You did this wrong; this isn't how you do it." FML
Today, I had my final economics exam, and needed to ace it, or else I would fail the entire module. After studying all day yesterday, and pulling an all-nighter today, I managed to pull it off and get a perfect score. Unfortunately, my teacher didn't believe that it was possible, and accused me of cheating. Now I may be thrown out of college. FML
Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML
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biancagolden 0
I didn't know either.. =/ But I'm Australian, so that's kind of excusable? D:
WishfullThinker 18
Like, wasn't it in Chicago or something?
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TishNchips 0
LOL @ #153. Inventing cancer XD you probably meant inventing time travel and curing cancer. But that was still cute and funny when I first read it, sorry XDDDD
Thunderbender 2
I can almost guarantee you that was on purpose :P
hXcsoccerplaya 0
for all you nice commenters who apparently have no blond friends or are not exposed to any jokes whatsoever, there are a series of jokes called blond jokes. they are actually quite funny. and also, all these blonds are commenting with stuff like "I'm so ******* smart I never study and like I'm awesome and like so are all my fellow blonds!" get a grip. there are reasons there are blond jokes. down the line, there had to be a dumb as **** blond somewhere, so don't be so defensive.
habesjn 0
the fact that this FML got more FYL than YDIs is insulting. This OP is so high and mighty and is a complete bitch. "I can't believe that retard blond did better than me. Cuz she's blond she's obviously retarded" How do you FYL that?
lilpanda 0
I have a question. I relise that the girl in this FML is a moron, but it seems to me that a majority of people on this site truly believe that all blondes are dumb. Why is that? How does one's hair color determine their worth as a human being?
Zyzzva 0
this is why they're called "blonde moments"
Finnish 0
I lived in America for 7 years and I can't name all the states. maybe like 10 or less but then again I'm pretty bad a geography. math and physics are more my thing.
bubblezloca1214 7
wow even i know that its in michigan and im ******* canadian xD dude YDI for being dumber than that stupid chick.
bubblezloca1214 7
wow even i know that its in michigan and im ******* canadian xD dude YDI for being dumber than that stupid chick.
clousze_k_p 0
I thought Detroit was a state? haha. don't ask my hair is hot pink. lol. ®
GirlyTomBoy 0
who gives a ****??? u still got a good mark so quit ur whining and suck it up princess