Yes hopefully the latter. She may be just a little crazy and harmless. If it’s the former...she could also be crazy and they’re imaginary. And she’s also harmless. Or if she has literal bugs crawling all over her (following her??) and you never noticed anything in three years...I guess meaning they’re harmless. Or your house is already “bugged” and you didn’t notice the extras. Orrrr she’s crazy and not harmless. And you should run before she decides you’re out to get her too and she tries to do something about it. Seriously, maybe find a way to suggest she talk to a professional. I know a paranoid delusional person and the meds definitely help her. She remains harmless.

Come on we don’t want to add shit to his bug problem. That would just make it worse.

Hmm my comments tend to be replies; rarely ever plain new comments. I guess I’m a follower and not a leader. FML.

You're right and that's where the FML community needs to come to the rescue. Now is the time to fill in the blanks and make outlandish assumptions to save the day!