By dumbass for a flatmate - 03/03/2013 02:35 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my roommate told me that she wants to get some of those "My Family" stickers for her car. She's single and has no children. What does she want to get? One for her, and one for her goldfish. Sadly, this is probably one of the most intelligent things she's said all week. FML
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Lucia_Malpense 14

I wonder what sort of stupid things she said, if that's the most intelligent.

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zingline89 18

Its probly basst you leave this one alone. I suppose you cod confront her, but I say you should let her off the hook. No need to make her feel gilty for being stupid. Walleye youre at it, aplogize for making fin of her earlier today.

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warturtle 14

My family stickers = worst and most annoying things ever made.

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kickass1stbase 7

She sounds like a few bricks short of a load, or a few fish short of an aquarium

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Lucia_Malpense 14

I wonder what sort of stupid things she said, if that's the most intelligent.

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picante72 24

Well fish are friends, not food. In her case, family.

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zingline89 18

Its probly basst you leave this one alone. I suppose you cod confront her, but I say you should let her off the hook. No need to make her feel gilty for being stupid. Walleye youre at it, aplogize for making fin of her earlier today.

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Shmatterhorn 38

You left this comment just for the halibut, right?

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BunchieRules 31

Whale, the roommate's obviously full of carp. OP, tell her to stop clowning around, and if that doesn't work, sea if you can find a beta roommate.

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enormouselephant 15

Don't be a beach about it though. Sand her a nice message telling her that's what sea hores do. Sea weed just like to help you.

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Shmatterhorn 38

They make a goldfish sticker? Give her one of those Darwin symbols and tell her that it looks like her pet.

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fml121785 14

It's a Jesus fish. The Darwin ones are making fun of the originals.

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chanellgymnast 17

Nothing's "intelligent" here if she thinks those "family stickers" include a goldfish.

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caysters 12

Some do actually. I've seen them with dogs, cats, birds, and fish.

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gc327072 30

And I saw one with a guy and a girl and a huge stack of money where the kids normally would've been.

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AKGirlinSD 20

My friend has her 4 bunnies on her Jeep. Not to mention they are all pink, with glitter, even though 2 are girls, 2 are boys.

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lambda_fml 40

Shes just upset because her boyfriend doesnt like her piano skills.

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Sandsh8rk 36

*guy drives by her car and sees the stickers* No WAY! She has a GOLDFISH?!?

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zandalee 19

Seriously OP, so what? Why the hell does this trivial little thing bother you? Bored?

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