Today, one of my teachers asked me to babysit their kids saturday night. She didn't forget that it was Prom night, she was going to chaperone it. My teacher assumed I wasn't invited to Prom... I wasn't. FML
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Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML
Today, I had to work at the restaurant instead of going to the prom, which nobody asked me out to. For five hours, I got to shamefully greet and seat people on their way home from the prom, all of whom knew I was too lame to get asked out. FML
Today, a woman got out of a car to scream at me as I was walking with the kids I babysit, demanding to know where I was taking her children. Apparently the woman who pays me is also a babysitter, who I have been "covering" for on her party nights. The mother doesn't believe I didn't know this. FML
Today, I had numerous calls from people saying they need a baby sitter, because "they know I wasn't invited anywhere". FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, I found out I wasn't cool enough to be invited to a college party that happened last night. The one in charge of inviting people was my girlfriend of two years. FML
Today, my piano teacher told me that she "forgot" to inform me that she volunteered me to play a 5-page song in a recital in front of 300 people that's happening next week. FML
Today, I realized the reason I was asked to babysit 3 weeks ago for Feb 14 was because the old married couple with kids safely assumed that I wouldn't have a Valentine. FML
Today, I was looking through my high school yearbook. I found a picture of myself and a couple of my friends at our senior prom. The caption gave the names of all my friends, their dates who didn't attend our school, and listed me only as "Guest." FML
Today, I found out that my parents forgot to invite me out to eat with them. I found this out when my mom invited my sister right in front of me. FML
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Top comments
ArtsySwag 0
I'm confused. Unless you're not a senior (well even that depends on where you live), why would you need to be invited?
imajinethat 0
Duuudee that sucks.
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Comments (99)
scorpioserpent 1
aww She should have asked if you were going to prom first..Maybe you wanted to go with friends or something? Personally though, I think prom is more enjoyable with a date, but that's just me.
KitKat864 0
lmao @ #10. i agree :]
RawrrKai 0
Aw. You don't need a date to go to prom. You should have told your teacher to shove her children in her purse and let you have a life.
alexgisforme3 0
thats so mean! she should find her own damn babysitter, not her ******* students (which i didnt think they were allowed to do anyway)
paradiso24 0
NOT AN FML. your fault youre not going to prom, you dont need a date. unless youre an underclassman who prob shouldnt be going to prom anyways. sucky situation but its not not f***ing your life over.
daynamc11 0
Your rude!
britzy_03 19
You should learn the right your and you're before you insult someone
BaldOuting 0
at least you can make some money instead of sitting at home alone. and unless you plan on being like al bundy and reliving your high school memories for the rest of your life (4 touchdowns in a single game!), missing prom is no biggie. it's so overrated and a rip off.
Zoa_fml 0
So your babysitting then? Sounds fine to me...at least you'll be making money! Trust me I went to prom twice and it sucked, looking back I would have much rather stayed home and watched movies or babysat!
oh_dee 0
I read this EXACT same situation with a different setting (Valentine's Day) on FML...be more original or don't post things that have been posted before!
fearlesstiger98 0
wow, you're an idiot.
papertigers_fml 0
i didn't have a prom date, but i went with my friends anyway. i didn't think my life was ****** and i still don't. :P
planetearth 0
soooo she was right and now you get to make money instead? deal with it..