Today, one of my teachers asked me to babysit their kids saturday night. She didn't forget that it was Prom night, she was going to chaperone it. My teacher assumed I wasn't invited to Prom... I wasn't. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML
Today, I had to work at the restaurant instead of going to the prom, which nobody asked me out to. For five hours, I got to shamefully greet and seat people on their way home from the prom, all of whom knew I was too lame to get asked out. FML
Today, a woman got out of a car to scream at me as I was walking with the kids I babysit, demanding to know where I was taking her children. Apparently the woman who pays me is also a babysitter, who I have been "covering" for on her party nights. The mother doesn't believe I didn't know this. FML
Today, I had numerous calls from people saying they need a baby sitter, because "they know I wasn't invited anywhere". FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, I found out I wasn't cool enough to be invited to a college party that happened last night. The one in charge of inviting people was my girlfriend of two years. FML
Today, my piano teacher told me that she "forgot" to inform me that she volunteered me to play a 5-page song in a recital in front of 300 people that's happening next week. FML
Today, I realized the reason I was asked to babysit 3 weeks ago for Feb 14 was because the old married couple with kids safely assumed that I wouldn't have a Valentine. FML
Today, I was looking through my high school yearbook. I found a picture of myself and a couple of my friends at our senior prom. The caption gave the names of all my friends, their dates who didn't attend our school, and listed me only as "Guest." FML
Today, I found out that my parents forgot to invite me out to eat with them. I found this out when my mom invited my sister right in front of me. FML
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Top comments
ArtsySwag 0
I'm confused. Unless you're not a senior (well even that depends on where you live), why would you need to be invited?
imajinethat 0
Duuudee that sucks.
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Comments (99)
Hacksaw 4
Don't sweat it. In the long run, Prom ain't worth a damn.
p00p0ster0us 0
Sure you can babysit. For $1000 up front. What a loser you had for a teacher. Very sad. I hope you do something fun on prom night.
chakrabs 0
That is so freaking pathetic, its not even funny. Hell, half my friends went stag and they still made it to prom.
effmalife 0
no one in my group has a date- its just 4 guys and 6 girls and were all good friends
byzantium 0
hahhahaha.. dude. its ok. ugly ppl dont go to prom
gothymama 0
Ouch! Burned by the teacher! That's terrible! I refused to go to prom because that was just not my thing, I could've gone if I had wanted to. But ouch. To have a TEACHER assume that you handn't been invited, that's just mean!
tokyooo123 0
that's bitchy. but whatever. you don't need a date to go to prom...
skyoolie 0
or maybe she noticed you didn't buy a ticket? at my high school they made a list of everyone that was going by having those who bought tickets put their name down, and if they were buying a couples ticket, their date's name as well
Yeh_Right 0
I went to prom. I was voted Prom King. I still didn't think it was worth it. In a couple of years you'll realize, there's way more out there than just high school. I'd rather have finished my homework anyway..
xxmollyxx 25
#62: what should she have written!?