Animals: Today, one of my cats peed all over the back of my couch, so...

By UghCats - 06/02/2011 01:58 - United States

Today, one of my cats peed all over the back of my couch, so I put her outside for a while. When I let her in, she ran straight to the couch and peed on my laptop. This has been going on ever since I accidentally stepped on her tail, several months ago. FML

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Ikdiy2009 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 15:35

You might want to take your cat to the vet. Cats usually don't pee outside of the litter box unless they are scared, stressed, or in pain. Maybe your cat got injured when you stepped on her or it could be another problem. Either way, I would suggest getting her checked out and at least see if the