Today, on the school bus, I rapped on a window in an attempt to get my friend's attention. A guy sitting behind me took this as an opportunity to shove my face into the window, breaking my nose. FML
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Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool by flipping my hair, only to smack the side of my head into the bus window. FML
Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my bus. As I turned to get on, the door closed on my face. I knocked on the door. The driver looked at me, and while still staring at me, drove off. FML
Today, ignoring the unspoken rule of not entering the bus when the driver's not inside, I went in while he was taking a break. As I stepped inside, he reached in the window and pressed the "close-door" button. It closed on my hand. Everyone at the bus stop laughed as I yelped in pain. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus the man sitting slightly above and behind me leaned over my seat. All I heard was someone deeply inhaling in to my hair. I turned around and slapped him. Everyone saw what he did, but no one defended me while I was being thrown off the bus for assault. FML
Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML
Today, I was on the bus going to formal for my sorority. I was sitting in the 5th row of the bus when I felt raindrops on my face coming through the open window. I then realized it wasn't raining, but the girl in the 1st row was throwing up out her window and it was coming back in through my window. FML
Today, I sat right next to the door on the bus. When I went to get up, a man tripped and pushed me down the exit door stairs. I fell down and broke my ankle. While tending to my ankle, the bus doors closed and my backpack with my laptop, notes and calculator drove away. FML
Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML
Today, while riding the bus, the person next to me broke into a coughing fit. Fortunately, he covered his mouth. Unfortunately, he used my arm. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
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xXshadowrollerXx 6
Stuff like this gets me and angry. I know there is still a feeling of male dominance in the world, have some ******* respect, you don't just hit women, or anyone for that matter, for no reason. That guy was just an asshole, I hope someone taught him a lesson:
rallets 23
i saw "raped" at first o_O
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Comments (215)
spazmattic 0
it means he likes you!
CateXOX 0
Casual teasing, playful hitting- flirting. Breaking someone's ******* nose- ... I'm guessing you're not very popular with the girls.
spazmattic 0
if you give a mouse a cookie... but then on the other hand, if you break a girls nose... if sarcasm wasn't obvious, and then general connotation of the clearly overused phrase "it's because he like you" isn't seen here, then I apologize- I've heard that as an excuse for bullying from both sexes since u was a boy. let's not leave out, "He only hits me because he loves me" it's all bullshit, and I feel bad for OP. just a joke... don't get your panties in a wad. oh, and the "ladies" you refer to? most of them have a sense of humor.
lovinit5683 0
I know how you feel, when I was younger a boy hit me every day on the bus. Sorry OP
katiecherrie 4
you're stunning
saIty 17
he probably liked you, and wanted to be around you. If not he was a douche.
kdog012 0
who would hit you everyday? because I know I wouldnt
deviable 9
take legal action, or get him suspended. he shouldn't get away with that.
BAMF519 0
wow he's such a dick u should have punched dat pussy ass freak, and tell him to back the **** of or dat bitch is goin to get shanked
OCDC 9
Wow you're cool. P.S. I like the part on your profile where it says "please be nice to me". It takes two, son.
OCDC 9
You are truly the epitome of a poptart-loving, shopping-obsessed BAMF.
WavinFlag 3
u have a fragile nose...
meggieh815 0
Or the guy has a strong arm.
esluvjay 5
awwww that sucks
Barney_Rubble_75 0
sorry to hear that OP. sounds very paneful (get it?! see what I did there?! PANEful... get it?! as in window PANE... bahahaha... I kill me! never mind... hee hee. ha ha, wheeee...).
Barney_Rubble_75 0
Sorry OP. That does suck. You really do have to be careful about your behaviour on public transport. There are a lot of freaks out there who will react disproportionately to the annoying actions of others.
vanaathiel 13
It's a schoolbus, OP shouldn't have to worry about having their nose broken because they knocked on a window. That kid needs to be reported.
PinkRoboto 0
haha I thought you said you raped a window
djmacncheeze 6
same here
SaraBOO716 0
What a dick! I would have turned around and punch his ass in the face!
Thabb 0
His ass has a face? Wow.
MrSexyPants 14
65, it's a synecdoche. Still stupid, but now it has a fancy name.
Thabb 0
Yeah I know. I was joking.
gemzroxya 0
*tapped OUTCH, wtf was his problem!?
IHeartJimi02 0
If you're referring to the FML, she meant rapped.
gemzroxya 0
yeh i realise now.